When you're max level and an NPC taunts you

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[nickw]

"Have you ever been to the cloud district..."
"In other news a merchant was found dead with 30 arrows in his face, authorities are reporting it must have been the wind"

[knuxiellombardiybur]

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"

Dovahkin: Observe

[organicbadboyx]

Guard: "Awe, did someone steal your sweetroll?"
Player: *saves game*

[eckitronix]

The best part is he blows the kiss to the dude, as if to signify that he IS the underneath of the dog, while also absolutely turning the three of them into juice

[Alone-_]

He called him a slur in the Mordor games, he’s dressed like he’s in Skyrim. And sounds like an NPC from the Witcher. A crossover we never asked for but never knew we needed

[boodle]

His lackeys don't even go to his insult which is the bare minimum for a lackey. This suggests that his burn was bad even within the context of the skit

[Angled]

The second I heard “Oi, Gravewalker!” said like that I was expecting a monologue from an orc captain

[octi]

Me: *A daedric armored fiend literally absorbing a dragon's soul while his husk is burning away on the ground while draining the blood off the last necromancer from a now decapitaed group*
Bandit: "Never should have come here" *draws toothpick*

[Jolly]

Mugger: "Oi... you see that fellar over there what slayed that time eating dragon?"
Mugger2: "yeah?"
Mugger: "Let's mug em!"

[mannyjohnson]

Bandit: I've fought mudcrabs tougher than you!
Me: Where is it!? Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[dashwhatchamakalit]

"Oi, Gravewalker!"

Oooh. Time to test all those new spell mods with exploding body effects.

[Hildegardvonblingin]

I feel this deeply every time a peasant insults Geralt in Witcher. Like what part of killer mutant don’t you get?

[MaxMotherfucker]

*Taunt* Shadow of mordor
*NPC* straight outta witcher 3
*response* skyrim_meme.mp4

[Fyrebrand]

When a bandit says “Never should have come here!” They’re not mocking you. They’re telling that to themselves.

[michaelwawryk]

“I just farted… I swear I didn’t mean to set fire to markarth….”

[prowiisport]

« Oh someone stole your sweet role »
*kill everyone in the village*

[fireflyserenity]

Fun skyrim story: I once happened upon a dragon while out in the middle of nowhere, but just as I reached it, the dragon had already started attacking some bandits. I engaged the dragon, and rather than attack me, the bandits and I fought side-by-side to dispatch our common enemy. After the dragon was slain, the bandits never attacked. There was no aggrivation, no insults, nothing. We looked at each other and then parted ways.

I know it was probably a glitch, but I like to think that these particular bandits and I had an understanding.

[danielaarroyo]

Bandit: can't wait to count out your coin
Me, already behind him using slow time: feelings mutual

[Jokerman]

He’s just so powerful he doesn’t even need words for his shouts anymore

[mikkelnpetersen]

*level 100+ and wearing full daedric armor and using dragonbone weapons*
Thief: "Give me your money or i'll gut you like a fish"