Why the US Government Has 5,915 Secret, Classified Patents

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Video written by Adam Chase

[halfasinteresting]

I’ll do a video about bricks if nobody asks for one for 24 hours.

Unless you’re Bill Gates—we’re on retainer if he ever needs a bricks video.

[renderproductions]

This was a VERY good video about Bricks.

[ReyMysterioX]

Imagine one of these patents was actually about bricks…

[advisingbob]

Circa 2016:
USPTO: "Explain your patent again..."
Me: "It's a button that is installed at a desk and causes Diet Coke to appear when pressed."
USPTO: *Stamps secret*

[Michql]

Just like how this man has 5915 secret, classified YouTube channels

[solararrow]

R.I.P Bricks. We loved you, now you're gone :(. You shall be remembered for eternity.

[stefanwalicord]

"Snoop Dogg level high"
*scene transition is white smoke*

[joeym]

A gun that shoots you untill you're dead implies that it knows if you're still alive and won't stop shooting you until it knows you're dead.

[route]

*Goes to patent something*
Government "It has been patented."
Me "Really? I can't find it in the database."
G "It has been patented... don't worry about it."

[jordanrodrigues]

It's a really obnoxious part of the law. I was hurt working for the Navy, was fired because of it, and now they won't tell me or my doctors what exactly I worked with.

So my advice: if you're smart, or heck if you're not, stay away from the defense industry. Because if things go wrong, they'll Kafka you to hell.

[octopusgoodness]

Actually, I know this one nuclear engineer... Whenever he and his team file a patent, they make sure that it's similar enough to sue for patent infringement but different enought that it won't actually work. Apparently this has stopped chinese knockoffs at least once.

[brentonborn]

I’m hoping once vaccines are all sorted we can get the scientific community to finally band together and tackle that low cut ankle sock problem.

[mitcheljanuszka]

HAI: Uploads a Government Secrets Video
Me: Oh boy BRICKS

[HowMoneyWorks]

A $10, 000 fine doesn't seem to be that big of a deterrent lol

[elgringo]

He always gets me with the ads I never know he’s talking about a sponsor until it’s over, great transitioning

[Johnny_Tambourine]

2:12 Government brick wall
3:51 Overly aggressive dog in front of another brick wall
4:02 Window blocked up by... a brick wall

[imblack]

Mustard: planes
Sam from wendover: planes and logistics
Sam from hai: *B R I C K S*

[GhoulbreathEC]

That's him officer, the brick guy

[Herfinnur]

Random, hypothetical question: what prevents a patent office clerk/spy from copying these patents and selling them to the highest bidder?

Unrelated second hypothetical question: how would one go about getting a job at a patent office? Koalafications are needed?

[GloriosoMD]

0:24
CIA: Wait a minute
*Starts watching all the other "bricks" videos*