Goblin Ranks Every Drug On Earth (2025 Tier List)

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Intro by Brandon Raymond
Edit by Gabriel Reyes, Production by Christos Papastefanou

TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 Intro
1:11 Meeting Goblin
3:54 Mark’s BIGGEST Secrets
5:51 Inside Goblin’s Early Life + High School
10:44 Substance of Choice + Finding X*nax
17:16 First X*nax Experience
23:09 First Coke Experience
27:20 Shrooms + Weed Helped
29:54 First Quack Experience + Smoking In Mom’s House
38:28 Drug Tier List
52:45 Tweaker Neighbor
55:39 Costco Vodka + Ranking Drinks
1:00:43 DUI Story
1:07:25 FOIA Report + Walmart Theft
1:11:26 Life After The DUI
1:16:31 Ranking Weed + 4,200mg THC
1:20:26 Paranoia on Weed
1:23:06 Variety of Weed + Sativa + Indica
1:24:56 Spray Weed + Terps
1:30:15 Delta 8 + THC-A
1:32:27 Salvia + Benadryl
1:33:58 Nitro
1:35:59 DMT + Ayahuasca
1:38:30 Near Death Experience + Fake LSD
1:42:23 LSD In Class + Turtle D**k
1:44:13 Vape Tricks
1:44:59 Ranking Opiates + Molly
1:46:54 Permanent Damage From Drug Use
1:48:27 Getting Robbed + Probation
1:53:23 Becoming Sober
1:56:47 Outlook On Life + Honesty
2:00:18 Relationship With Parents
2:04:26 Reflecting On Past
2:06:50 Next Time…Conspiracies

[tanyabarboza]

I cannot believe he’s only 25 his ability to articulate his experiences in such a nonchalant way. He’s a natural story teller.

[hazimmohamed]

Goblin: I've given up all those drugs, now I only smoke weed and drink.
Goblin literally 10 seconds later: I'd be open to doing crack, but only if it's the good shit.

He is the essence of chaos. God bless.

[andrewd.]

My god, this guy lived my life from 18-27 from 13-18. That's wild.

[TheGBLN]

This was such a fun one to film - thanks for putting me on to that pizza spot after too 🔥🔥

[nicoj]

Lesbian substitute teacher is probably the best description of goblin that I’ve heard

[NocturnalAnimal]

The best high I’ve ever felt in my life was on an 80mg OxyContin or a 40mg Opana, 2mg Xanax or .25 mg Halcion, gram of coke to help with the nods and some weed. I’ve never felt so euphoric in my life. You could have told me my dad just died and it wouldn’t have fazed me. It was the answer to everything. You can’t put that into words or wrap your head around that feeling. Like sex times a billion. No one thing should be able to make you feel that good.

[jeffreykupetz]

I overdosed on blue chew one day it was the hardest day of my life

[ksarecords]

To set the record straight: Datura is NOT a psychedelic! Datura is a deliriant. It doesn't get you high but rather puts you in delirium because our on the verge of death. Datura is MUCH more physically and mentally dangerous than any psychedelic!

[Skrillon]

Dope episode. Thanks to both of you. I'm a random "recovering" addict. Preference opiates. Started with pain pills evolved into fent. IV user...

4 years no syringe, almost 28 months no fent or opiates.

[utta_nwhre]

Absolutely roasted him for no reason in the beginning 😂

[Najir_sayyed]

Psychedelics are just an exceptional mental health breakthrough. It's quite fascinating how effective they are against Suicidal, depression and anxiety. Saved my life.

[PatekDreamer]

Mark just entered the goat convo. Having GOBLIN on 🤣🤣🤣 S tier guest selection

[shaun_the_sheip]

Damn, i started watching goblin 5 years ago. Hes come a long way, proud of him for getting sober.

[ayoungtricknamedjim]

In his xan story, he went into the bathtub because it was enclosed, hugging. Closest thing to the womb. He felt safe in there because of the tight quarters and familiarity of both the normal experience of a warm bath and the subconscious feeling of the womb (even without water in the tub).

[bokchoy]

This is about to be a real hoot and holler

[TheCyborgGoliath]

46:30 talking about datura like it’s a normal drug like acid is really irresponsible. Datura is an extremely harmful deliriant, like dhp (Benadryl) and not a psychedelic.

[silasyn]

This episode put me on your channel. And this is the only podcast I've ever got into, so good job man

[blakechagnon]

This is so cool hearing the real names of people from his stories!!! Met him at a meet and greet 4/20 2024 dude was so nice it was on honor to meet him. So happy he’s getting more popular :)

[christurner]

I found out about your channel less than a week ago when you made your interview with an ex-FBI agent busting a pdf file ring, and now you suddenly drop a collab with goblin??? I've only known him since a year or so, and I am glad to see he's back with another annual tier list! I am definitely sticking around for your videos now

[tylergilman]

I carry a piece of paper on my wallet that says "you hate feeling this way", I wrote skizzed out my mind. Id look at it everytime I felt like caving. 6 years, no blow