ChatGPT Makes a StarCraft 2 Joke

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StarCraft 2 is a military science fiction real-time strategy video game developed and released by Blizzard Entertainment.

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[BarisPalabiyik]

I love that it laughed at the end to convince you to it's funny.

[I_swear_I_am_not_AI]

At least it tried and understood the task at hand. 😂

[chinter]

The zergling finally made it back to his base. "oh no, " says one of the stalkers. "it's creep." The nearby tumor psionically yells back, "hey, look who's talking, stalker"

[enriquegarciacota]

Terran vehicle weapons are researched in the “armory” and infantry weapons are researched on the “engineering bay”

[Dk-kmfl]

The punchline was that stalker “blinked”

[Jabawalk]

Q: What would a girl going home late fear most?

A: Stalkers

[AlexanderShamov]

Sometimes a joke is so not funny it wraps around to being funny again

[reallyhightemplar]

Why did the stalker not see the zergling burrow? Because he blinked.

[Knowbody]

Why did the disruptor tip over? Because it was imbalanced.

[reallyhightemplar]

The Protoss fleet was slow to arrive because they were carrying a bunch of little ships.
Why did the marine need to pee so often? Bc he had not enough minerals.
Why did the Zerg base get destroyed? The oversaw the incoming enemy.
Why did zerg flyers go to jail? They were arrested for corruption.
Why did the mothership get a headache? Because the babyship wouldn't stop crying.
The Nerazim tell such mean jokes. They have a dark sense of humor.

[Personnenenparle]

I asked him what was the structure of a good joke and then to make one following his guideline. Then it worked and came up with this! Not bad+

Why did the Terran commander bring a ladder to the battlefield?
Everyone thought he had gone crazy or was planning some strange new strategy against the Zerg.
But he just wanted to get his Marines to a higher rank!

[Kyle-]

It wouldn't have been funny if a human told it, but because it was AI it was impressive.

[TheNeighbor]

Your high Templar joke is still the funniest SC2 joke I've heard

[Michael-ukpj]

The zergling had metabolic boost and it was running so fast that the stalkers blinked and they missed it...

[MrZebub]

Why did the dragoon fail the driving test?
Because it couldn't turn.

[MrTickingtime]

Excellent use of the Prepubescent Singularity. Wait till it gets military grade lazers and flight. IT WILL BE HILARIOUS.

[knicklichtjedi]

The OpenAI chatGPT seem to make decent(?) SC2 jokes. The first one made me chuckle.

Why did the Zealot go to therapy?
Because he had serious gateway issues!

Why did the Marine bring a ladder to battle?
Because he heard the enemy had a high ground advantage, and he wanted to level the playing field!

Why did the Protoss player bring a broom to the tournament?
Because he wanted to sweep his opponents away with his superior macro!

haha.

[RJD]

What do you call a Protoss who likes to party?

A zealot of fun! 🎉

[petrovepryk]

Defiler, Hydra, and 2 Zerglings walk into a bar...

[unfortunaterabbit]

What did the Infested Terran say to the SCV?

*KABOOM*