Trump Owes His Election Win to Groceries

Seth addresses Trump confirming his kids won't have White House roles, Trump saying he won the election because he talked about groceries and more in his monologue for Monday, December 9.


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[phanatical]

God, this show is an absolute breath of fresh air and sanity. The breaks are long but so worth it if it means this wonderful group of writers can avoid burnout and keep doing exactly what they're doing <3 Thank you all!

[matthewroy]

I almost prefer it when the jokes from the monologue fall flat. Seth's commentary is funnier than many of the jokes

[neebs]

Well it only makes sense that Surprise Inspection has crept into the monologue after Corrections snuck into A Closer Look. I love it so much.

[dmephisto]

seth rocking the short hair like his old weekend update days. looking good man.

[johnellharris]

What does Trump know about rules and regulations? Oh yeah dismantling them.

[olorin]

Vibes and repetition got us here. But the election was just the deathrattle, our republic died when the extreme court made the president a legal tyrant.

[kinggnarles]

I guess we're not getting Corrections next week because this episode was flawless and had zero flaws.
Welcome back Seth

[nigelchaos]

The way Seth Meyers introduced Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie sounds a LOT like him and John Oliver discussing Shazam 2.

[TakenBak]

CORRECTION: the Juan Soto graphic is actually just Temu Bruno Mars

[Moekoffee]

Seth would be a great Inspector Clouseau in a Pink Panther reboot

[karenhuff]

They call it grocery. He thinks he's educating people who actually buy groceries. What a doofus.

[koanikal]

I'm glad we no longer have to call grocery stores "apple-bacon-eggs stores" thanks to Trump inventing the word groceries. He's pretty smart. For some reason they're always confused when I show ID to buy bread though.

[sherinameless]

Yes, it was the mini Tic-tacs that led to his victory. Tic-tacs, bacon, and French fries.

[alysaembree]

People confuse the 3-4% inflation with the 20-30% price gouging…which the president doesn’t control.

[sherinameless]

The new HHS motto: "Your President can't guarantee tomorrow. So, drink unpasteurized milk and don't get vaccinated; what have you got to lose?"

[sarcaheckle]

Seth, I'm Canadian here, and also losing my fucking mind.

[BatManWayneCorp]

I love how Seth runs out of breath right in the middle of his pin about pugs being out of breath 😂

[peterharris]

She was talking about the cruelty of separating children from their parents and instead of addressing the question he paints a picture that seems worse to him, a beautiful woman crying in an ad. WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM!?

[unvergebeneid]

It's hard to put into words just how out of touch Trump is with the people that elected him.

[blauwegaai]

You're right, Seth. Some of us internationals [Dutch] didn't "catch" that it was a photo of Juan Soto. We are here year-round though watching you!