Why Do People Do This?

[fi-fithedestroyer]

"I could be retired by now if I just didn't give a shit"
Mantra of my life

[a-b]

“Oh no! How will I defend my house from these zombies?!”
The peashooters on my lawn:

[ImCassy]

I blocked content from a girl that would show a random clip from a Disney Movie and then gasp at the end like it was some sort of conspiracy. I was like hell to the no...

[Bextie]

'I am exactly the wrong person to bombard with this shit' goes hard ngl

[sarav]

lol, my partner calls this open mouth disease😅

[Thandiel]

Babe, one of those videos came up on my feed and your face didn’t pop out of the corner to rescue me 10 seconds in. Genuinely terrifying. Lookin around like Milo come get me I’m scared 😭

[toaster]

“Why is this image so low quality”
Because there’s many things conspiracy theorists are known for and “quality” isn’t one of them.

[dorianrecord]

Milo, as a fellow archaeologist trying to scrape by during this horrific time for our discipline (not to mention the state of the nation/world), I commend you for your continued contribution to debunking idiocy on the internet with science. That’s all I really wanted to say. It’s nice to see someone in this field who is doing something really productive and important right now. Keep up the good fight

[xlerb]

I find those shocked face thumbnails quite useful. Tells me I can skip over it and not miss a thing. :)

[Todiiyo]

"New look, same great taste" Man, I hope we get to try Milo Crystal before he's taken off the shelves.

[Tanystrosuchus_posthumus]

I showed my mom one of your videos when I went to visit and she said "hey, he's cute!"
Moms love Milo 😊

[unreasonable-man.bsky.social]

As an antichrist, I'd like to request that people please stop associating us with fascists and pop stars. Thank you.

[stuartlaird]

I disagree. You are exactly the right person because you will not take that bullshit.
Thank-you for your service.

[Rouge_studios]

Milo just sounds so tired of everybody’s shit 😂

[yoshitheonly]

"My feed decided to give me a ton of content to interact with which is wrong because I'm the guy that famously interacts with this."
Brother.

[VBTMYT]

Your affinity for spotting and calling out slop is one of my favorite things about the internet in 2025 Milo, keep up the great work

[seara]

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world, Mr. Milo

[diacrethii.]

"Who is this guy, he's scaring me."
Well, maybe he's THE ANTICHRIST!

[LilacVessel]

"New look same great taste" 🔥🔥🔥

[HalfShelli]

I'm not sure that Elon Musk isn't the Antichrist… and I'm a Buddhist.