When Aliens Tried to Domesticate Animals on a Class 13 Deathworld | HFY Stories

Aliens from the hyper-intelligent Zorflikan species 🛸 discover Earth's ultimate survival secret: golden retrievers! 🐕 Armed with data showing humanity’s strange partnership with these "strategic geniuses," the Zorflikans decide to bring the dogs to their Deathworld colony. What could possibly go wrong?

💥 Chaos ensues as the ever-cheerful dogs redefine "terraforming" by chewing through technology, digging colossal craters, and turning alien artifacts into playthings. Witness an intergalactic comedy of errors where survival instincts clash with wagging tails, and the galaxy learns the true power of canine enthusiasm! 🎉

Join us for this sci-fi adventure packed with humor, absurdity, and an unexpected tribute to humanity's most loyal companions. Whether you're an HFY fan or just love a good laugh, this is a story you won't forget! 😄🌠

Characters Featuring in This Story 🛸🐾:

💡 Chief Analyst Glorblap: A Zorflikan with an oversized brain (literally), Glorblap is convinced that golden retrievers hold the key to universal survival. His unshakable optimism—and inability to recognize chaos—fuels much of the hilarity.

🤦 Sub-Commander Plorpix: The voice of reason among the Zorflikans, Plorpix spends most of his time sighing, panicking, or attempting to contain the dogs' relentless energy. He’s the audience’s relatable anchor in a sea of absurdity.

🐕 Sprigblorp: The golden retriever with a passion for digging. If there’s a hole, Sprigblorp will make it bigger—preferably while holding something important. A true connoisseur of craters.

🐕 Wobblo: Enthusiastic to the core, Wobblo turns everything into a game. From chasing alien drones to dragging gravity generators, his boundless energy keeps the Zorflikans in perpetual crisis mode.

🐕 Puffkin: The squad’s chewer-in-chief. If it’s shiny, glowing, or technologically vital, Puffkin is probably gnawing on it. Despite the destruction, his goofy charm is irresistible.

👾 The Zorflikan Council: A group of semi-liquid aliens with towering intellects and even higher egos. Their inability to process canine chaos makes them both hilarious and endearing.

🐾 The Golden Retriever Pack: United by wagging tails and unstoppable curiosity, this collective of good boys and girls proves that sometimes, the best survival strategy is just having fun.