Choosing Empire in Stellaris

#Stellaris

Credit to Gianni Matragran

[OneBiasedOpinion]

I love how the little geckos are universally known in the Stellaris community as the poster boys for extermination.

[NicktheLongman]

Screaming in the background: "FUCKIN'

[szymonrozanski]

Appearance often misleads.
So if ever a Cute little Gecko alien comes to you and says he is gonna glass your planet. You better believe it.

[blueday]

"It's often said that if your playing as Humans in Stellaris you start out trying to be like the United of Planets from Star Trek and by the end of your game end up like The Imperium of Man from 40k."

[No_Truce]

Coincidentally, my Stellaris saves run a lot quicker after one or two empires are "pruned".

[addisonwelsh]

The funny thing is I did a multiplayer campaign with some friends using that gecko model, and all of them were making jokes none stop about me traveling the galaxy to sell car insurance.

They stopped joking when I out teched them all, carried their asses through the War in Heaven, and became the dominant galactic power. They existed because I tolerated them. My first order as Galactic Emperor was to make car insurance illegal.

[maxducks]

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen the cute geckos as Fanatical Purifiers, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[MontuPlays]

Voting? Is this some sort of egalitarian joke that I'm too authoritarian to understand?

[belgiumdoggo]

As a Gestalt Consciousness I do not understand the idea of "democracy" but I believe the green lizard has a great point.

[flamingcroatan]

"Let's talk about a small problem" OR "Let's solve a bigger problem"

[legsusmaximus]

love me Xenophobes
Love me Gene Warriors
Love me Humans
Simple as

[swish]

dude u just got blessed by the algorithm i just got this in my recommended

[morsmad]

"We come in peace, friend."
"We're not, xeno!"

[valentine]

"The only correct resonance is the resonance that kills the bastards" - Muhamed Ghamndi, probably.

[GravitWry]

"Alright look, we'll talk diplomacy."

"Nothing's off the table right?

[watcherdavid]

Bro went from "save 15% or more on car issurance to- 'Kill the bastards' "☠️

[Snoogen]

How people expect to play xenophile egalitarian: Yay, love, peace, and prosperity for all!
Me playing Xenophile egalitarian: all aliens deserve to be equally free... some more than others. All aliens deserve a long and healthy life.... provided they are useful to me.

[davivaz]

I saw this years ago without ever having heard of Stellaris.

I researched the game because of this, and now I've been playing it for years! It was really nostalgic to find this video again.

And thank you very much to whoever made it, it made me discover a fantastic game!

[spaghettienjoyer]

Geiko is tired of insuring people now it wants to incinerate people 💀

[alon]

I would side with the Egalitarians if they weren’t pacifists 💀🙏