Bouldering on a House | Climbing Parody ft. Benny Arete

When you gotta climb, climb.

First ascent of a crimpy house facade. This isn't climbing in Spain, or Yosemite, or even Red River Gorge. This is climbing in the cornfields, where the biggest elevation change occurs when you stand up straight.

it's like rock climbing or bouldering, but less impressive.

[mrringtalesworkshop]

The whispering lyrics in the music while you were shirtless made me laugh so hard.

[lenrehard]

This was 100% goofy and awesome! More climbing videos from Benny please

[aria]

Found your pottery videos (love them!) but this really takes the cake! Makes me miss growing up in Chatham, driving into the big city watching in the distance as the Hilton slowly rises from the scraggly cornfields. There’s a lot a girl can learn from architecture…

10/10 on the ranch style climbing btw!

[dizzynlost]

Imagine the home owner's excitement when Benny Arete shows up, what an unbelievable climb

[bradlafferty]

Brilliant editing and script! I snorted with laughter!

[YudronWangmo]

Yep, ‘no wind’ is a major problem for big climbs like this.

[mabdub]

I've heard tell that in a vain attempt to escape the plague Chaucer did kind of the same thing on the northeast tower of Canterbury Cathedral. After two failed attempts he strippped off all of his many garments and was then able to climb 190 feet without any rosin for grip, on a cold day. The solution to his success seems to be climbing completely naked. I'm guessing that there are people who would pay money to see you attempt a similar feat in a future video. What say you?

[Joeysaddress]

Handsome and funny. That’s a win win. #stayshirtless

[RB-pooy]

Ugh. Now suburbia is going to be overrun with people looking for first ascents of the north face of a 3 bed 2 bath split level within walking distance of shopping and great schools.

[evanbarnes]

I love this! This is the BASE jumping of climbing right here. Use structures for activities they were never meant to be used for! Would you say this was a red point?

Edit: also, first! That's obligatory, right?