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Ohhh noooo it’s dark, but I find this funny

LOGANTHEMAN
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There are two black people in a car, but who is driving?





The police

GabeWillson-ovz
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I got one:
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?


The criminal is wanted!

HeartzAndLovelies
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If there's 2 paralyzed people together I guess you could call them.. PAIR-ALYZED

Orangebur-rc
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I have a joke

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

gemmaburnett
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What fun hanging out with 25 year olds?




There 20 of them

GabeWillson-ovz
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that meme was so dark the cops shot at it

travisfrye-kq
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I gave a orphan kid an iPhone with no parental controls once

Cheese
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If you have ever played the game, Kahoot in school or anywhere put your name is orphanage and then if you get an answer straight, it’ll say the orphanage is on fire

DanielRoberts-gx
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A deer in the Savannah was chilling but then the deer spotted a lion and the deer said oh deer

OVERHEATED-rt
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Gas is one of the fundamental states of matter, alongside solids, liquids, and plasma. Unlike solids, which have a fixed shape and volume, or liquids, which have a fixed volume but take the shape of their container, gases have neither a fixed shape nor a fixed volume. Instead, they expand to completely fill whatever container they are in, regardless of the size or shape of that container. This is because the particles in a gas—whether they are atoms, molecules, or ions—are in constant, random motion and are widely spaced compared to the particles in solids or liquids.

Properties of Gases
1. Indefinite Shape and Volume – Gases take both the shape and volume of their container. If a gas is placed in a small container, it compresses to fit. If the container expands, the gas spreads out to fill the entire space.
2. Compressibility – Gases can be compressed much more easily than solids or liquids because there is a lot of empty space between the particles. This is why gas cylinders, like those for oxygen or propane, can store large amounts of gas in a small volume under high pressure.
3. Low Density – Because the particles in a gas are far apart compared to solids and liquids, gases tend to have much lower densities.
4. Diffusion and Effusion – Gases naturally spread out and mix with other gases without needing to be stirred (diffusion). They can also pass through small holes in a barrier without collisions (effusion), as described by Graham’s Law.

Behavior of Gases and Gas Laws

The behavior of gases is described by several important laws in chemistry and physics:
1. Boyle’s Law – The pressure of a gas is inversely proportional to its volume, assuming temperature and the amount of gas remain constant. This means that if the volume decreases, the pressure increases, and vice versa. (P₁V₁ = P₂V₂)
2. Charles’s Law – The volume of a gas is directly proportional to its temperature, assuming pressure and the amount of gas are constant. If temperature increases, the volume increases, and if temperature decreases, the volume decreases. (V₁/T₁ = V₂/T₂)
3. Gay-Lussac’s Law – The pressure of a gas is directly proportional to its temperature, provided the volume is constant. If the temperature increases, the pressure increases. (P₁/T₁ = P₂/T₂)
4. Avogadro’s Law – Equal volumes of gases at the same temperature and pressure contain the same number of molecules. This principle helps explain the concept of the mole in chemistry.
5. Ideal Gas Law – A combination of the previous laws, expressed as PV = nRT, where P is pressure, V is volume, n is the number of moles of gas, R is the gas constant, and T is temperature in Kelvin. This law describes how gases behave under ideal conditions.

Examples and Applications of Gases
• Atmospheric Gases – Earth’s atmosphere is composed mainly of nitrogen (78%) and oxygen (21%), with smaller amounts of argon, carbon dioxide, and other gases. These gases are essential for life and play key roles in weather and climate.
• Breathing and Respiration – Oxygen is necessary for respiration in animals and humans, while plants take in carbon dioxide for photosynthesis.
• Fuel and Energy – Natural gas, primarily methane, is used as a fuel for heating homes, cooking, and electricity generation. Propane and butane are used in portable stoves and lighters.
• Industrial Uses – Gases like oxygen, hydrogen, and nitrogen are used in various industries, from welding to chemical production. Compressed gases are also essential in medical and scientific applications.
• Weather and Climate – Gases in the atmosphere trap heat (the greenhouse effect), which affects global temperatures. Water vapor, carbon dioxide, methane, and other gases contribute to climate

fishbones_ig
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I told a orphan to rob a bank so he can be wanted
Joke 2: my girlfriend broke up with me so I took her wheelchair... guess who came crawling back 😂🤣😂🤣

Doobiepy.
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Optimists say: The glass is half full.
Pessimists say: The glass is half empty.
Feminists say: The glass is being oppressed!

Conqueror-bz
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Why can't orphans build a computer? Because they ere would be no motherboard😭😭😭😭

catfishFN
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Phones have a home button goes crazy💀☠️💀👽

Logan-wbk
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Why can’t orphans eat a huge bag of chip?



It family size

GabeWillson-ovz
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Dark humor is like kids with cancer, it never gets old

officalmemer
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The joker🍺🗿

People 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Orphans 💀💀💀

Soviet_Union-
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Why orphans can't play basket ball or foot ball






Because they don't know where home is

foxy_the_crab
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My teacher is a orphan....should i ask her that??

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