23 Grim Dark Humor Jokes | Compilation #3

Another compilation of 23 funny jokes full of dark humor for the dark side inside of you.

These top 23 dark jokes are pretty great and pretty grim! Everyone loves jokes. You know what they say...laughter is the best medicine. And yes, while clever and smart jokes are great, there’s just something almost, raw and natural about a dark joke.

Chances are, everyone’s heard one at some time in their life. And even people who seem much too shy have probably told a dark joke or two. That being said, there are still jokes out there you wanna be careful with whom you share. Sharing dark jokes with your friends is one thing. Sharing dark jokes with your family or boss or strangers? That’s a completely different situation and you could be judged pretty harsh.

In this video you will hear the best orphans jokes, sex jokes, dad jokes, dirty jokes, so funny jokes only for adults.

Don't take these black humor jokes personally, they are not racist jokes, they are made just for fun.

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[TheGrimJoker]

What was your favorite joke from this video?

[hellothere]

dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it

[wateriscool_]

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive, ” but it’s hard without her.

[alfasalternateaccount]

These jokes are darker than the people i sold for labour camps.

[foodinthestreet]

What is green and if you click a button it turns red?

A frog in a blender.

[jemmaegner]

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer

It never gets old

[royalredbird]

Me: Dark Humour is like mother's love.
Orphaned kid: How!?
Me: You won't get it.

[ryanlipinski]

Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.

[urlkaavis]

-Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
-Because they taste funny.

[Cryptic]

whats a kidnappers favorite kind of shoes.
White vans.

[sweekritisingh]

1:21
Gotta say, poor cannibal had a crappy girlfriend.

[brandonrivera]

Why did the Guitar teacher get arrested?



*For fingering A-Minor*

[ThatFloridaMf]

These jokes are so dark a cop almost shot it

[makemelaugh]

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair
I yelled “Rocket League!”

[androidangel]

Oh God, I'm in tears! The cotton picking joke was one of my favorites.

[Christopheofficial]

The child in the microwave was too cold 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[CharlesIsPerfect]

As a Christian the Jesus joke got me wheezing 😂😂😂

[michaelpalmieri]

"I read that in London, a man is stabbed every few minutes. Poor guy!"

That's a variation on an old joke, going as far back as the 1960s and '70s, when certain American cities began having bad reputations for their high crime rates, especially New York City. For instance, one version of the joke says, "In New York City, a man is mugged every few minutes (or seconds, depending on who's telling the joke), and whoever that guy is, he's in pretty bad shape."

"Saturday Night Live" did their take on it during one of their "Weekend Update" segments (I don't remember what year or season it was). Here, the old line about someone being attacked by street thugs every few seconds is followed by an on-the-site reporter actually interviewing the "victim" of these assaults, and every few seconds, the interview is interrupted by muggers beating him up and robbing him.

[burnerguy]

Dark humor is just like a life, some people don't have one.

[laloosheee]

"Who would win a fight? Pasta Or Your Dad?"
"THE PASTA, CUZ YO DAD PASTA AWAY"