A Quiet Place (for lunch) - an absurd James Hoffmann edit

Low expectations? ✅ Frivolous spending habits? ✅

James illegally poses as a construction worker in order to enjoys his lunch break in peace and quiet in an abandoned building of his choosing. Hooray!

Original Video:
(James Hoffmann - The Makita Coffee Machine: A Bizarre Battery-Powered Brewer)

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[hoffmanncometh]

Legend has it that Hoff is still waiting for batteries to charge, for a second brew...

[dant]

The dialogue has been expertly under-extracted 👍

[ProIce]

“Don't Try to Understand it. Feel it.”

[JanGoh-jbge]

I love anti-smelling into a cup of coffee, just blowing my nose-air down into the mug.

[TheBRad]

Confirmed, James now has possession of the Time Stone

[nullspaceindustries]

So considerate of him to put everything back when he's done!

[freequest]

The Brewer forever stuck in a endless liminal space of kitchen's and coffee equipment. Unaware of his predicament. Fractured. Eternal.

[startrek]

This feels like a Mr Bean episode and I love it.

[cade]

For a while, I forgot this wasn’t the real video, then things got weird at the midway point 😂😅 Masterful editing

[AleX-jesw]

Ah, nothing like un-drinking my coffee and un-eating my lunch at my breakaerb

[verdiss]

Welp, I may have just watched this in its entirety, laughing at the fact that it was nearly entirely silent except for the faintest sound of the drill in the background. Then I clicked on another video and immediately realized my bluetooth earbuds had autoconnected when I started my PC instead of the headphones I'm wearing.

[sxcv]

that's magnificent, average coffee experience

[fgmenth]

I hope he gets his Aeropress back from that pesky thief and acadmy award winner Al Pacino

[ameliaw]

incredible, immaculate, horrifying thank you

[jthwaits]

This surreal edit is just like being in Hance Ledricks overcaffinated brain. SSSSCHLURP. MORE!!

[Frostbiker]

The tart becoming whole again was unexpectedly unsettling.

[octothorpe]

James is in the Red Room and he cannot leave.

[jinxed]

"George Clooney sprayed my beans"

LMAO

[waspcatcher]

If Salvador Dali was on YouTube. . . This

[CedricsSpecialLP]

This is such a comfy-sounding edit. I can see myself listening to this before going to sleep. Thanks.