Don’t do this to remove skin tags!!

[killeridentity]

American doctors, "That will be $3, 000."
Amazon, "Ten bucks."

[eschaton]

Yeah let me remove it and charge you 5, 000 dollars instead.

[yogurt]

"As a doctor, I don't recommend you remove skin tags".
Which in reality means "let me do it for you and bill you for a ridiculous amount of money!!!

[_plug]

“it’s not cancerous, that will be $2500”

[gingerbreadsandwich]

"Don't remove your cancer, it could be cancer."

[sock]

“don’t do this at home because then hospitals can’t charge you thousands for it”

[its_lucky]

"How did you get cancer"
"i removed a mole"

[SlothinAintEasy]

He can’t bill your health insurance if you don’t see him

[barbaracain]

So those skin tags been on me for 40 years ??? I am reasonably sure they're skin tags

[akidim]

I don’t recommend taking these off at home because then everyone will start doing it and then I can’t overcharge your insurance company to do it myself

[mistrgiggls]

“I can’t recommend this because then I don’t get paid”

[dastardlydave]

Don't do it yourself think of the poor doctors that might starve.

[raexo]

At least I can say I removed cancer from my own body now

[princessaur]

I had skin tags on my eye lids that just fell off on their own after a while. Made me happy cuz I was super insecure about them.

[deltaloraine]

When you’re in America, you either fix it yourself or ignore it and hope it goes away lmao

[Rissa_]

Bro I've had manic episodes that resulted in me doing this with cuticle scissors, this is a step up

[hannaht]

Dr charges $300 to remove a skin tag, I can do it for free

[Godd]

Bro i was about to comment on the health care prices but it seems like everyone beat me to it

[ida]

I’ve actually been a doctor for the past 457 years and I recommend this removal

[coleward]

" it could actually be a mole, that could be cancerous"
Thats a f*cking tumor!