Dakota Glow up meme

Just made this one real quick.

[adamxue]

Dakota vs Xiao, you are welcome to suggest lines if something you feel fits better!
Quality drops a little the more it went on, so uh, probably will try fix it up afterwards. Too tired to think properly.
I thought this would be funny.


D: CRUSHED THUMB WHEN I WAS 10 Y'KNOW
X: At some nonexistent Z nest!
*Grabs Xiao in the neck*
D: TRY BACKSTREET OF DISTRICT 23
COULD HAVE BEEN A CLAW IF I DIDN'T JOIN THE CORP
I am not one of those fallen stars of the city
I could break Angela in two
WITH MY BEAR(Yes) HANDS!
*Throws Xiao out*
DON'T FVCK WITH THIS LIBRARIAN!
X: What the... hell are you
D: Why don't you READ A BOOK and FIND OUT?

*Grabs Xiao's Sword*
D: NICE TOY
X: What?!
*Breaks it*

*Exchange blows after wiping the floor with Xiao*
X: Typical... city citizen
Big claims, but talk
D: What?
X: Free will in the backstreets?
What. A load. of BULLSHIT
All you care is
Migrating Allowance fees!
That
And your Fixer Rankings!
You've got no empathy!
Just like ALL THE REST
*Throws Dakota across the floor*
The City has gone to shit
And you are just another vampire, sucking out the blood!

D: Alright. The truth then.
You are right about one thing.
I do need energy
Aaaand rankings
Wanna know why?
I HAVE A DREAM
X: WHAT?!
D: That ONE DAY
EVERY PERSON in the City can control their OWN future!
A land living with REAL HUMANS DAMN IT!
A city of HAPPINESS NOT TRAGEDY
Ruled by US NOT THE HEAD
Where the TABOOS changes to suit the INDIVIDUAL
NOT the other way around!
Where Light and Freewill are back where they belong
IN THE HEARTS OF THE PEOPLE!
Where every one is free to rise, to fight, FOR ANYONE!
FVCK ALL THESE TETH LEVEL HANA ASSOCIATES
AND BACKBONE LACKING NEST DWELLERS
Fvck this 24/7 spree of Singularity and Corporation BULLSHlT
Fvck the Associations
Fvck the stupid FINGERS
Fvck.... ALL OF IT!
The people here are Diseased
Ill willed to the core
There's no hiding it
We need to LIGHT IT UP FROM THE ROOTS
Wipe the Nests CLEAN
TAKE IT DOWN!
And from the Ruins a new City will be born!
Broken, but with HOPE!
The old ones will be burnt
And the new blood shall rise!
Free to rebuild as they see fit!
THEY WILL MAKE THE CITY GREAT AGAIN!

X: What the... hell are you talking about
D: You still don't get it.
I am using the backstreets to get influence!
So I can end backstreets with my influence.
In my NEW City
People will die, will FIGHT
For what they believe!
Not for living, NOT FOR WINGS
Not for their higher Syndicate boss
Everyone will be free to fight their own wars!
So... what's your summary?
X: Ugh.... how the hell did you... slip under the Head...
D: Well, I don't use my own E.G.O.
You should try fighting for what you believe in sometimes, Xiao
Not for an associate, or the Head, or anyone else
X:...maybe I was wrong about you.
D: Did I finally write the clue?
*Help Xiao up and dusts her off*
I'll rid the City of pointless slaughter, Xiao
X: I was wrong... you are not selfish
*Holds hands and hugs*
YOU SOUND LIKE ARGALIA!

*Throws Dakota out, who feels betrayed and is very angry*
D: Citing the whole value of E here Xiao, can't fret over every number!
X: Not when you are wiping the Nests, right?
What do you know about the Nest?
You've never been there, you've never felt the comfort
You don't know what it is like to live, to smile, to love without bloodshed!
D: But you did go to the Nest!
Through your own efforts and sweats, using everything you could.
With your own savings, you migrated to the Nest!
X: And now, I'll make you go.

*Furious punching on Dakota later*
X: WHY WON'T YOU DIE
D: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
*Rips drip cloth*
NANO WINGBEATS, SON
They heal me in response to blood vapor levels!
*Punches crack in the floor*
YOU CAN'T BOOK ME XIAO
X:
D: WHAT DID I JUST SAY
*Punches Xiao across the floor*
TIME TO CALL THE CURTAINS
Die! Die!
Die and become a book!

D: Alright, I think we've got a book here.
???: XIAO
X: Miris?
M: Begin reading
??: One million years I have been working towards this, and on the last day, Hokma has me doubting the whole thing
We'll leave it up to destiny, shall we?
A waltz till the end, may the light falls to the right hands.
X: Angela?
A: I turn him to popcorn, and that is that
Back to our regularly scheduled Invitation process
But if he beats me... if I turn here.
The light will be dispersed across the city for 7 days.
What happens after that, is up to you, my dear guests.
D: HA
Even as human, miss librarian is still a stain on my book.
So.
You think you coming here can save your director, huh?
Well go ahead then!
But make no mistake, four eyes
When I am finished with her, you're next!
M: I was not born with fearlessness
And as a fixer it is only natural for us to strictly follow orders.
To die with her here, is not an order.
D: That's a good lapdog!
M: However, Xiao showed me a passion, I have learned from her.
When Lowell fell, it was not expected to see Xiao lash out in anger
But that has changed.
I have established new morals, now
Created my own orders and ideals
D: ...you little fvck!
DAMN FIXER!
*Kicks Miris out of view*

X:
I said my sword is a tool of the Liu
*BURNING FIRE FORMS EGO*
Not used for my own will
Not used for any others.
But now, now I am not so sure.
and besides, this, isn't a sword!
*Raises GuanDao with murderous intent*
*Dakota takes off sunglasses*
D: COME HERE!
X: Okay, let's DANCE!

*10 scenes later*
_Reception of Xiao concluded_

[HirotheWanderer]

It seems that Dakota has evolved throughout the events with the use of *NANOMACHINES, SON!*

[bleflar]

The scariest part was when she was being chased trough the corridor by 6 BongBongs.

[Egalia_]

Dakota in LC: Level 0 thug
Dakota in LoR: *Level 100 BOSS*

[tired_employee]

0:07 Jesus, is it a BongBong's regiment?

[hmmmooops]

Every iteration of Dakota is equally precious and important

[StompyRoA]

We’re making the mother of all books here, Roland. Can’t fret over every page!

[xeviusUsagi]

That's the best part of playing lob corp and the library of ruina.
You can take all your agents that you where affectioned to, and bring them back, with better graphics, animation, personality and really with an upgraded everything

[no]

It's always funny to me seeing how amateur-ish the art looks in LC (minus the cinematics and whatnot), and then comparing it to how amazing the art is in LoR

[adamxue]

Standing here,
I realize
You are just like me
A pawn of the City

So who's to have
The right to live?

When our guard is down
I think we'll both agree

That we all must die some day
But in the end
It has to be this way

I turned my own path
You fell for the trap
But maybe we're both the same

This place is crooked
And everyone is burnt
But Angela is to blame

Yet staring across this barren wasted floor
I feel we will be reborn
Upon the Keter

[jeweledstone]

Ok but why do you have 6 Bong-Bongs in Lobotomy Corp? I’m scared

[Hajilex]

We've come a long way, haven't we?

[davem.pisheretodeliverpizz]

Bro I haven't Watched Dakota for Months- no... For 10, 000 year's! I'm finally gonna be Watching more of your vids now :)

[trrakr]

А ведь я помню, как только начинал вливаться во вселенную ПМ...
эх, были времена, ностальгия аж пробила

[KptnYggdra]

They grow up so fast and murderous. :')

[ericquiabazza]

5 bong bongs and 1 Archangela.
Who else you got in there?

[bodassociationleader]

Why there are so many Bong Bongs xd

And Dakota, Ryn(from G-chan) and ArcAngela, nice reference

[kirakelvinart]

I think she really love works on new job on new Manager but technically still same company with different goals.

[burning_mat]

praying for Dakota to also appear im Limbus

[deamonrodriguez]

I didn't expect to refind this channel after so long and it to get me into a completely new franchise