Reading 1 Star Breyer Horse Reviews

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[jennypleace]

"all i got was a painted plastic horse" oh my god no way

[otter_nerd]

I went to the Amazon page for the Brookside Pink Magnum, just to see if they're really advertising a stallion as a mare. Straight up in the first sentence of the manufacturing info, they say it's a stallion 😂😂😂

[Spnlgrl]

Parents are marshmallows now, we played with anatomically correct horses and then the dolls that had nothing down there which made us ask way more questions 🙄

[StormyStrikeVideos]

I definitely remember the Brookside Pink Magnum one back when I made a video like this🤣Classic. There are some baffling reviews in here goodness. OMG the cursed child Hope model at 8:41 tbh I'd almost be tempted to buy that version 😆

[aqua.models]

Expected to buy something special - like dam, it's a FREAKING PONY PAINTED AS AN ICE-CREAM WITH SPRINKLES ON 🤣🤣🤣

[purelymodelhorses]

As someone with an odd fascination with knock-offs, I think some of the actual knock-offs that exist would literally make the eyes of the person complaining about Misty and Stormy explode. Not even I would touch some of them with a ten foot pole. They can get UGLY.

Fun fact: they are actually quite a few manufacturers that have made knock offs. I even have one of Amber made by NewRay. I also have a shrunken vintage Clydesdale Mare and Classic Arabian Mare coming in the mail made by NF that I bought on eBay at 4 AM in the morning...

I might have a problem 😂

[Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

The pronunciation of "garish" at 4:35 is too funny 😂 I first knew of the word from "The Music of the Night" from Phantom of the Opera, and hearing it pronounced so differently here threw me through a loop for a moment hahaha.

[ToyJdstar]

When I got one of my newest Breyer model horse He was very well box and I was very happy with the shipment. But when it came to opening him I realized metal ties were a bit too loose for my liking a little nervous but luckily, no Box rubs, thank goodness for that.👍😊

[celestiafanforever]

I just now remembered how my dad reacted when I actually showed him one of my breyers, I think it was my classic buckskin paint stallion and he said "He has a pecker" and told him yes, Breyer goes into detail with these models.

[jane_horselover]

That review about snowbirds costume rubbing is actually really accurate because I bought one and she also had rub spots on the sides of her hindquarters and her tail had a rub on it from the costume as well they poorly designed snowbirds costume

[ccshrimp]

Breyer does do porcelain sometimes actually. As for the first review, yes Breyer makes anatomically correct horses lol if you don't want horses to have boy parts make sure its a mare before purchasing 😂

[siennameadowhook]

You should do more of these XD Really simple but funny

[Galacticnaturalist]

Reminds me of people reading bad reviews for some of my favorite movies. Great video as always!

[Equestrifit]

This was just a gem, she really said it’s like they stoned with me 😂😂😂😂

[coal]

Holy shit i used to watch those breyer horse stories on YouTube when i was a literal child.

Does anyone remember the series called the lost race horse involving a horse named Rush? My dad straight up banned me from watching it because I would mimic the video ver batim

[griffinrider]

⭐️ 1 star video was to funny I laughed to hard my lung exploded

[wrantingwriter]

Funny video. Always wanted the Breyer horses as a kid, but they were too expensive. I think most of mine were from Dollar General.

[Equestrifit]

The best ratings video on YouTube by a landslide

[holly]

This is hilarious 🤣 I hope it's okay to ask, could you please add a warning for the flashing lights in this video please? Thank you so much!

[ccshrimp]

Also who else HATES stands in general (except jumpers for obvious reasons)