The JOJOLands Lore

[DMAN]

Chapter 1: My stand's ability allows me to jump 1ft higher than normal
Chapter 98: My stand's ability allows me to simultaneously exist in every reality all at once whilst also allowing me to attack with the power of both everything and nothing at the same time. This is the power of a paradox.

[StrawberryFox]

Getting a phd in quantum physics is now required to understand the antagonists stand

[justsomedinosaur]

Johnny: This is a story of me walking again in life.
Josekage: This is a story of me figuring out my identity and existence in the world.
Jodio: This is a story about me becoming rich.

[boianko]

Quick rundown of JoJo's escalation so far.
Part 1 - Rich kid has sibling rivalry with dickhead adopted brother, escalates to sun jiu-jitsu being used to fight a decapitated vampire head that shoots blood lasers
Part 2 - smug youth beats up disrespectful street thugs escalates to him using an ancient stone to make a volcano erupt and launch the ultimate lifeform into space
Part 3 - bancho delinquent self-isolating in a jail cell because he thinks he's a danger to others escalates to him stopping time to defeat a vampire possessing his great-grandfather's decapitated corpse in Cairo and settle a 100 year blood-feud.
Part 4 - misunderstood teen with a golden heart chills with his friends while having mischievous fun in their small town, escalates to them all being blown up from the inside by an cat-shaped bomb activated when someone identifies a certain serial killer and that also resets the timeline when triggered
Part 5 - fashionable Japanese kid does petty crime to become a gangster in Italy, escalates to him gaining the power to reverse causality and fight a demonic DID patient who can delete time.
Part 6 - false convict jerking off in her jail cell escalates to the universe being accelerated to a singularity point by a priest who has fused with a reanimated fingerbone and now gives all of humanity pre-cognition
Part 7 - parapalegic jockey who wants to walk again, escalates to the corpse of Jesus being used by the multidimensional spirit of the US president to make him instantly immune to misfortune.
Part 8 - gap-toothed sailor man wants clues about his amnesia, escalates to him using infinitesimally thin spinning lines to bypass causality and kill the concept of bad luck

[rainypeople]

The fact that the part is being written now opens up the possibility of Somebody That You Used to Know as a stand

[halffontaine]

My reaction when jojo said "the jojolands is real":😱
truly one of the mangas of all time

[manupm]

Johnny: I want to walk
Gappy: I want to know who know who I am
Part 9 Jojo: *I WANT MONEY*

[tbynlogan]

The stands went from Platinum, Diamond, Gold, Stone, Tusk, and then Soft. So each stand has been progressively becoming a less "valuable" and/or "less dense" material. To further emphasize this, Soft and Wet Go Beyond's ultimate ability was basically Nothing.

So in Jojolands, maybe the protagonist's ability will in fact be something to do with spin, non-existence, and destruction.

[suravinayan]

Part 6 ending was not even the fraction of what Jojoland ending is going to truely end up like

[Georgeimer]

I love the thought that the reason why Jojolands is called that is because at the end a bittersweet ending happens where the entire Joestar bloodline is cut off for the greater good and out of honour an alternate universe Polnareff makes a theme park called Jojolands. The idea is so stupid but amazing to me

[catnisseverdeen]

i'll come back in the future when jojolands finishes and see how accurate this meme turns out to be

[ButterButte]

I cant Believe Sir John the 32nd Merged the Jojo Universes Creating Jojo lands To Have Children with every character then reverting time back to part 1 such a JojoLand Momment

[Switchell]

After the first chapter, I'm convinced that this video is actually from the future

[rohanthomas]

I’m dumb is this like a prediction meme based on how jojo parts tend to escalate in their lore?

Edit: Yo why did one of my most liked comments have to be one where I call myself dumb?

[ciyanfrit]

Sperm *spin* like a corkscrew, creating the illusion of 'symmetry' out of 'asymmetry'. That's unirocally such a good fake jojo quote

[tlsoret]

I truly hope Part 9 JoJo’s stand gets S P E R M P O W E R

[papelhat]

Loved the part where John Jojolands realized that the Joestar bloodline was too bizarre to exist in reality without corrupting it so he created a new reality specifically for them which he called “The Jojolands” bravo Araki

[ChadScript]

I'm ready for jojolands to be the most bat shit crazy part

[simpelgames]

The moment “Doppio uses the 10 commandments to rebirth himself fuse with his stand to become the stand of this universe Risotto to bring equality to the universe” really hit me 😞

[reasonablequit]

I dont know how araki managed to make the main character weaponize sperm to defeat WoU Over Heaven Requiem Bites Za Dusto Love Train but hey it works