World's Biggest Swiss Army Pocket Knife

FAN MAIL:
CRAZY RUSSIAN HACKER
P.O. Box 49
Waynesville, NC 28786

[Rachel_M_]

Now I just need the world's largest pocket to put it in 👍

[bobrobertson]

In this version the knife also includes an anvil, a small ladder, two saint bernard dogs, 18 kg of emmenthal cheese, some chocolate bars and even Heidi and her bearded grandfather

[_jonjo]

Nah, that could have saved the Titanic

[MusicManx]

Lol I love how hilariously impractical this is. They reason why they made that abomination is because they could.

[Vanitas]

This ain't pocket knife
This is a whole workshop

[mitchvintage]

“Definitely one of a kind, they sell for $3000 on eBay”😂😂😂

[Jma]

I can only see this as a display item. Imagine clipping your toenails with this? 😂

[lakrismeme]

"Can You Give Me a knife?"
Me: Ye Give me A Second

[nickarganbright]

I have seen similar knives, they are usually made to display several different blades/ tools at a knife shop

[SwarmSSBM]

Imagine an officer patting someone down for only them to lug this out of a sleeve trying to play confused

[ethanh]

Still waiting on Victorinox/Wenger to have an option to custom make a knife with what tools you want🙏

[USAUSAM]

Dare you to actually accomplish a task with that! 🤣

[ruckenwind]

VictorInox bought Wenger, but it s still a Wenger ....

[alexmotts]

So what kind of stuff do you wish you could get on a pocket knife.

Yes.

-Which tools you want your knife with? -Yes

[MagictrainsOrg]

lol
best knife ever!! :D
best regards from Switzerland !

[hellyeavesx]

It's so practical it's impractical

[anoNEMOs]

This knife awakens a type of megalophobia in me that i didn't know is possible

[brianquigley]

Are you glad ta see me, or is that a Wenger in your pocket ?!

[TheStreamingEnderman]

Nobody:

That one guy who is always prepared: