Woah Boltgun

Comic by the wonderful Dizidood!

Thanks a lot to @VoiceQuills for voicing the little battle sister!

#warhammer #warhammer40k #warhammer40000 #warhammermeme
#voiceacting #chaoticvoices #boltgun #ultramarine

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[rdzdoodles]

Muh... muh heart, it's too cool for my heart to handle (ಥ﹏ಥ)

[inductivegrunt]

Malum Caedo has is own Battle Sister! That will increase his purging abilities by 150% and his morale and devotion to his duties, such as keeping her safe, by over 200%

[TheGeoCheese]

Don’t worry about the ears. She’s adopted and also under my protection. Salamanders pay attention I SAID SHE’S UNDER MY PROTECTION!

~Guilliman probably

[JudgeNicodemus]

Inquisitor: Is that a-
Malum Caedo: Minor mutations within acceptable limits.
Inquisitor: I- You know what, fine, not even I am paid enough for this chicanery.

[rexlumontad]

The Ultramarine and his Sister of Battle companion are going for a very enthusiastic walk together.

[lastprimaris]

If bioshock is anything to go by, armoured giants with small children nearby are even more deadly than when they are alone

[FirstLast-cgnk]

"Brother, why are you escorted by an Elder child?"
"Brother, this is obviously a tiny abhuman, not an Eldar."

[TheKoistar]

It is now my headcanon that, after this adorable half-eldar child got rejected from joining the schola for the Adepta Sororitas due to mutation, Malum Caedo ended up adopting and raising her under the pretense that she's his serf within the chapter. Under Malum Caedo's care, she grows to become a "sister librarian, " and her presence is cherished.

[박승현-ne]

"Hmmm, this Sister of Battle got pointy ears..."

"Oh, she's from Ultra Mar." 🗿

"Ah, make sense, carry on."

[mopeysadcloud]

Me: Malum, , what do you got there?

*Malum holding the girl while she's playing with an empty magazine*

Malum: A boltgun.

[NRPax]

"The Smol must be protected!" -Codex Astartes, Chapter VI, Verse 2.3

[axios]

Malum Caedo is raising a Sister of Battle? This is dangerous...

[Zerathorne.]

How lucky she is to have a giant bolter-wielding blueberry to protect her

[DMAN]

"Maelum, I don't mean to alarm you but that seems to be one of those xenos scum behind you"
"It's alright, Father has given us permission to accept aid from the xenos sc- I mean Eldar due to his intense negotiations. I fear to imagine what sort of tactics he uses to best that Yvraine."

[LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

"But my lord, that's an Aeldari child, not a battle sister!"

Caedo: I don't see any of you effete wenches tossing me ammunition from that sealed bunker as I hold this position left-handed.

[pepe-zjcn]

Blond kid, pointy ears, protected by Ultramarines....Guilliman, you got some explaining to do

[ButcherOfKhorne]

Bring your little sister to work day be like:

[PeachDragon_]

Guilliman and yvraine's daughter helping her brother out

[kevting]

Guilliman: So what do you learn from Uncle Malum today?

His daughter: SEE HOW THE EMPRA PROTECTT!!

Guilliman: that's my girl... 🥲

[hansstrudel]

This man single handedly made me like ultramarines at least sorta.