Can Chris Chan See a Happy Ending?

I think we all know the answer.

#ChrisChan #lolcow

[torondin]

I'll be honest, Chris-chan coming out of Prison claiming to be Megatron would be fucking hilarious.

[BrokenHedgehog]

Chris Chan should be used as a cautionary tale to parents who use developmental delays/disabilities as an excuse to not properly parent.

[VoltitanDev]

If a therapist actually manages to rehabilitates Chirs Chan it would be the oscar-bait film of the century

[Chyna_Doll]

His best chance at the most ideal ending would include assisted living, minimal to no Internet access, and EXTENSIVE therapy.

[Imps]

being a christorian for 11 years, no there's no happy ending for this

[TONYGILLEY]

I honestly don't see Chris living another ten years and that's a generous estimation. Aside for his poor physical health he's potentially looking at tens years in prison, maybe more. I'm not certain anymore that his delusional state of mind will work in his favor to get institutionalized. In any case, he's not going to last in Prison.

[sainsburyshopper]

We left the good ending route behind a dozen or so quests ago. We’re locked into the bad ending now.

[mightymulatto]

He will get out eventually. He's probably going to end up in a group home.

[jasonsamson]

Finally, a take from somebody well read on christory. So many Chris newbs have jumped on the band wagon dropping videos, it’s annoying.

[Funeral_Mannequin]

“It’s one thing to be 22 and have no job experience” as an 18 year old girl with no current job experience, you just made me feel a whole lot better.

[cmndrkool]

He needs to be put in some sort of psych ward and/or adult foster care. Give him a small area with some toys and some retro video games, but he can’t have access to the Internet/online gaming for his own safety.

[DHM]

I truly do hope Chris reforms and finds happiness by the time he's released. There are plenty of Chris fans out there still. I have a sinking suspension that some of these fans could be waiting on the other side for him to potentially support him in some way and continue the Christory. Being stripped of these freedoms once he's released seems like a fair enough price to remind him of what he has done.

[rubberballoonlover]

&100 agreed. I fear he is not long for this world.

[SlashinatorZ]

If a Hollywood movie about Chris Chan was made, here's my proposed cast:
Jesse Heiman as Chris Chan!
Kathy Bates as Barb
John Lithgow as Bob

Evan Peters as Liquid Chris!
Mark Proksch as Cole Smithey
Mindy Sterling as Mary Lee Walsh
Kira Buckland as Meagan
Amber Heard as the abusive babysitter
Me as the voice of Surfshack Tito
Saul Goodman as Rob Bell
Kevin Spacey as Mike Snyder
Jack Black as Jacob Sockness
Paul Walter Hauser as Ethan Ralph
Sophia Lillis as Fiona
Lena Dunham as Isabella Jenke

Then in the credits we'd get Virgin with Rage sung by Nick Carter & the Sonichu Pokemon theme by Jason Paige.

[Shannonbarnesdr]

chris does not want to work, he is far too self entitled.

[Mitzuio]

The thing I never understood about the dimensional merge was wouldn't it make more sense for the dimensions to merge after everything fictional has already been created or thought about. Or does that mean that everything fictional that will be created in the future already exists within another universe?

[bradpollard]

Why is it when I'm looking at my life and dreading going to work that playing this video uplifts me? I don't know why exactly that is but thanks Cracked Rack. Ive subbed to your channel. I also have high functioning Autism as well but I would never do any of the evil Chris did. I'm guessing it's cause you mention how Chris can never have a job again. It somehow motivates me to continue on working my job. Its like this video reminds me to count my blessings and scars. The fact that I have a full time job is a blessing. I work full time ($15/hour) as the stock room attendant for my local hospital's food service department. While it is exhausting at times (especially Mondays and Fridays) I need to remember that Im the only stock room attendant there. So without me the cooks, bakers, and servers would have a difficult time. The thing about me though is that I adjust quickly to new environments. I've excelled at being the stock room attendant so I now actually do food prep. Mostly cut up vegetables and prepare breakfast like bacon and sausages for the next day. Thanks again Cracked Rack for motivating me to continue to maintain. I think all in all Chris Chan is an example of what NOT to do in life.

[tiredjay]

If Chris does get a happy ending, it'll probably not be what she was seeing as her own happy ending from the start .

[barryscott]

Not sure I'd entirely write off the girlfriend option. I'm sure in some discusting trailer park somewhere there is a very deranged girl willing to date chris

[f-zilla]

People have called Chris the “Main character of Earth”. Y’know what? I don’t think that’s far off.