1001 WAYS TO DIE | House - Part 1

House is a fantastic pixelated horror game where you can die in innumerable ways! Will you escape the house and save your family?

[carrlaeyna]

“Was that me sleeping, or was that me dreaming?”

*yes*

[notimportant]

“I should run, This one of the moment in movies and people don’t run, and instead I turn the lights out”

How mark play horror games summed up in 1 sentence.

[madnessnvrendz]

"I hear it whispering to me"
Mark: *makes the most 'are you kidding me' face ever*
Mark: yeah i'll listen

[RickAstley-qdbn]

Favorite part was when Mark walked into the room and saw his sister's corpse in half on the floor, and was just like: "OH, RIGHT. THE BEAR TRAP. WhOOPS."

[thomasmacdonough]

-Mark has bucket to pick up water
"Sorry mom, I'm doing this as a preventative measure"
*Cuts her in half instead*

[stampster]

"Mommy want some milk?" *mother rises from death* "Yes, darling."

[RavenKnight]

Mark: “Mom you want some milk?”

Gets executed horribly.

Me: “I’ll take that as a solid maybe.”

[salted_and_sweet]

20:29 “Protect your sister. Make her feel safe.”
5 seconds later: 💀

[thomaslarkin]

It's funny because dropping the bowling ball doesn't make the chandelier drop. He just happened to drop it at the exact second it was going to fall.

[cara_macchi]

Child: dies tragically
Shadow: *cha cha real smooth*

[pakalupapito]

I love that the woman in the window just watches you, extends her neck, and then just goes "hi, I just smelled blood and thought something happened" like it's just a normal conversation

[arynnbeefox]

it's basically tradition for me at this point to rewatch this series whenever i start another big art project. mark's voice makes for great background noise

[whatsyouropiniononsawblades]

It’s funny how mark doesn’t realise the bad stuff only happened when the lights went off.
Here’s a tip keep the lights on, it can keep away specific threats

[victoriabirney]

This game feels a lot like intrusive thoughts actually happening instead of just being in your head.

[cleverusername]

i like how most of the characters are disgusted by the rubber duck for seemingly no reason

[theboogeyman]

“So was that me sleeping or was that me dreaming?”
Mark, they’re pretty much the same.

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Mark: "Don't die over spilled milk"

I can't believe he came up with something that clever in a split second

[Mabra]

"I don't want to kill my sister" he says while he intentionally leaves a beartrap in her path.

[Skippy]

Mark: **spills the milk on mom**
Also Mark: “don’t die over spilled milk”

[newbaggett]

"She need sum melk!"

**Mom revives**

"OH NO SHE DOESN'T!"