'What's A Vibrator?' | House M.D..

House and Cuddy start to have issues within their relationship. During a 5th Grade Career Days, House reveals a little too much information about a recent patient... Additionally, upon reflecting about his current issues with Cuddy, House is given relationship advice from a 10 year old in the school hallway.

From Season 7 Episode 13 ''Two Stories'': House (Hugh Laurie) participates in a school career day---and breaks rules by sharing explicit medical stories. Later, two fifth graders (guest stars Austin Michael Coleman and Haley Pullos) assess House's relationship troubles with Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein), and try to help him understand the role that his selfish antics play in them.

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[pwojo]

I love how this classroom full of children, including a teacher and other adults, are completely invested in House's love life like it's a telenovela.

[michaelmcdoesntexist]

I love the subtle smirk House gives to the movie kid when he catches the Ghost Busters reference

[davesecx]

Any episode where House was telling a story in front of a room of people was always a good episode.

[James-jwrt]

I just love how the kids were the only ones interested in House’s story, but as he told more, the teacher and adult were getting more and more invested

[dainbramage]

"Wait, if you only see one patient, what do you do the rest of the day?" This kid be breaking the 4th wall of the House

[neshiazumbastar]

One of my favorite episodes! And my favorite line. "You're gross & dumb" that little girl delivered the line perfectly

[ricaard]

Those kids are INCREDIBLY insightful. It's almost like their lines were written by middle aged adults.

[novanoir]

House getting booed by the entire kids in class really made me laugh

[OopsOlliePopp]

Hugh laurie is such an incredible actor, he plays these scenes so amazingly especially when it comes to the heartfelt moments House occasionally has 😭

[sparkagua]

That split second at 4:02, you can see House’s look of respect to the kid for catching most or all of his zingers

[ohchristonastick]

Love the little smile House gets when the kid understands the Ghost Busters reference.

[alexanderkuptsov]

Realistically, the scriptwriters were right to make them split, and yet I wish they were together by the end of the show because without Wilson only bitter loneliness awaited House and that's really sad.

[napalmstickylikeglue]

"Looks like you're the moron"

The look on his face. 🤣

[briggan]

That kid saying “ghostbusters” only to have house smirk approvingly has just made me so happy 😂

[justcarineinparis]

7:28 life lesson
You may love me but you don’t care about me and I deserve someone who does.
- Lisa Cuddy -

[jxhsz]

That girl is good at confronting House.

[vitomcsween]

I found it weird for House to have a normal conversation with a patient when he usually tries to avoid them unless absolutely necessary

[ShakiraShe_Wolf]

That stung a bit more than I was expecting when she said "You need me, you might even love me, but you don't care about me." 🙃😞

[Zeakthecat]

Well gotta love how he goes to a school full of innocent kids on career day just to get dating advice. He knows kids don't lie, too innocent for it. Adults do tho and he knows that doesn't make them trustworthy enough for dating advice.
Either way, it makes for a good heartwarming ending.

[The-Rose-and-the-Cross]

This episode is a gold mire. From 'I didn't poison [a room full of people], I just mixed hydrogen sulphide and ammonia...' to the caricatures he makes of his team, the movie references, and this piece of dialogue about the patient coughing up a lung.
Kid in the class: How's that even possible?
House: Thats what she said.
_[awkward silence]_
House: No, she really said that.
[Flashback] Masters: How is that even possible?