Every DMs worst nightmare

This DM made the biggest regreftulf decision in D&D history.

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[JuanzerZ]

"you wake up and find the ptetrofolk dead... Overdose.."

[NomiNexus]

The fact that it’s called an alchemy jar and that the DM described what happened as “Hannibal Lecture type shit”, I thought they were gonna forcefully convert the Petrofolk’s limbs into mayo and make him eat his mayonnaise-ized limbs

[generalseal]

I have no mouth and I must eat crack laced mayonnaise

[ryanhupp]

You add points of corruption upon them. Demons start to become neutral to their approach, and they eventually end up in hell.

[benjaminehren]

I mean it’s an easy enough thing to end, say that the petrafolk died of malnutrition

[justcreastive]

Born to like chocolate, force to eat mayo

[Corvothing]

There is like zero chance you can nutritionally survive of off mayo and crack 😭

[kimberlyramin]

Well, there is the option of making Mayo Jar an "important" person to his people, and sending stronger, sneakier petrofolk to come rescue him, and they take the Alchemy Jug with them because he says he needs it.

[otakuofmine]

idea how to solve this: GM sets up a long session. invite them to a meal. wait. til they are hungry. reveal, you only have mayo for them. (for extra fun lace it with MGM or coffeine)

[keithulhu]

In my last group, I gave my players an Alchemy Jug. They subsequently used it to flummox a Giant Crocodile with a torrent of mayonnaise. It was epic!

[grunglestink]

The funniest thing is that he can't take the alchemy jar away because one of the players is an artificer who can just make one as his infusion.

[Nealend]

My brother absolutely despises mayo for some reason so when we picked up an alchemy jug in a game he was running he outright said that if we ever even thought about making mayo with it he would have the gods strike our characters down then and there.

I found his over-reaction hilarious but I didn't dare attempt to call his bluff because I knew he wasn't bluffing.

[rpghorrorstories]

Well, it was better than what I initially thought when I heard "mayonaise" and "Alchemy Jar" and "pterofolk." You see, I am not familiar with the item, so I thought it operated on Fullmetal Alchemist rules, and a pterofolk is a dinosaur, so I thought they were going to have the pterofolk lay eggs in order to make into mayonaise, and then forcefeed the pterofolk with the mayonaise made from her hopefully unfertilized eggs.

Please note: I had not heard the full story when I started down that rabbithole.

[vituperation]

Yeah, I guess that's messed up. At first, I thought that they were going to tie their victim up in a giant jar then slowly fill it with the mayonnaise. You know, like the petrofolk was some sort of pony figurine.

[SamBrockmann]

"I gave my players an alchemy jug [...]"
There's where you done f***ed up, right there.

[deadlypandaghost]

Paladin shows up. Gives them the dafuq look. Attempts to rescue him. IF they stop him a very upset group of inquisitors are going to show up asking very hard questions. 2 steps later they are the next campaign's villians.

Genuinely though if you take issue with crimes against humanity, raise the issue when it starts or at least when your line is crossed. Communication is the key to a happy table.

[anonymouse]

Mayonnaise is made from oil and egg. So, two gallons of mayo has something like 48, 000 and some odd calories. While I have had entire parties survive on the mayo from an alchemy jug, that was entire groups and not a single individual.

Short term, they will have to deal with the digestive effects of the Petrafolk chugging about a gallon of oil every day. It will not smell very good, and it will leave a trail everywhere...

Middle term, that will be a very obese Petrafolk and will not be able to walk, so they will have to carry it everywhere.

Long term, it will have a heart attack and die. 48 and some odd THOUSAND calories a day will do that to you...

[CurlyJones]

2:59 Oh no, they wouldn't be satisfied with just a replacement. They'll resurrect Mayo Jar and have a crack-mayo addicted undead Pterofolk under their personal command. That's when one of the players get the idea for an army, and well, they haven't realized it, but they've become the BBEGs of their own campaign

[kristofladanyi]

DMs (and GMs): YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SAY NO.

[tamirsins]

The answer is simple, the petrofolk will die of sodium.

Too much sodium.

There is a mayonnaise limit, and even I, a mayo lover, am wary of it.

Also I genuinely thought they were going to eat him with the mayonnaise