Diddy is COOKED.

[HT]

“Well its actually sams club” - the lawyer tomorrow

[Mythical]

Bro's Lawyer thought he was slick 💀

[nunyu]

Nah that Costco immediately getting more sales for snitching

[KOBRA_GAMNG]

Diddy’s gonna drop the soap on purpose 💀

[soccermemer]

Diddy really tried to be like one of those elementary school math problems

[Aceyology]

Diddy's also cooked cause it's said his youngest sex trafficking victim is 9. But y'all don't talk about that

[RoryEwanTan-gvjx]

Can we punish lawyers for lying.

Outright lying.

[the-experiment]

Tf was this argument anyway??? 😭 “oh no judge, the reason my client had over 100 rifles, and 100lb of explosives in his possession was because they were on sale!”

[riadurazo]

i feel bad for his lawyer, HOW TF IS HE GONNA DO THIS, HE IS JUST DOING HIS JOB

[tylersgaming]

What he did in the diddy party's is insane

[amanul_]

Mf had 998 more bottles than anyone needs at a time 💀

[grizx]

the lawyers worst mistake was leaving the burden of proof to another entity, in this case costco. you NEVER involve others in a lie if they can easily disprove being involved in said lie. Should Have said the bulk thing WITHOUT naming costco and just said "wholesale store" to not directly address any specific warehouse but still implying it was the costco by the street

[mhamadMziRi.]

Diddy better call saul 😭🙏 but to be honest not even Saul goodman can save him 💀

[Vergil]

Even Saulman and Phoenix Wright ain't gonna defend him rightfully 💀

[Jeremy_stuart]

Lmao costco immidiatly saying "no we fucking didn't!" is hysterical 😂😂😂

[Internetscreen]

His lawyer is doing backflips on it now

[Arx-on-the-beat]

if I was diddy's lawyer, I would've said he was planning to skate and slide across his house for fun or something idk 💀😭

[Mega_daun]

Diddy's lawyer is struggling 😭😭🙏🏻

[Pearlzzzz._.was_here]

Costco really said “ I ain’t getting dragged down with you”

[TheOneWhoKnobs]

diddy doing his best to convince the judge to send him to juvie instead of jail 😭🙏