Diddy is cooked 😭

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If Diddy has 1000 bottles of baby oil, and the police took away all of it, how much does Diddy have left?

Parkersillybilly

“Is somebody gonna match my freak” ahh moment 💀💀🙏😭

nikkizwiers

"Diddy has 1000 bottles of baby oil in his home, each containing 20 ounces." Ahh math question

IcyPickled

“probably a good thing” dawg it IS an AMAZING thing 😭

Boingo

Diddy the type of person to intentionally drop the soap in prison 💀

Monkeman

Diddy is gonna be in math problems today🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

realistic-mcee

"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy" 🗣🔥🔥🔥

CatsNCreepers

nobody could match his freak idk what he was calling a freak-off that shit was all one-sided

golden_rod

"ain't nothing like a freak off" 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥

Vexqaxy

“Diddy used 10 bottles of baby oil per freak off, if he had 1000 bottles, how many freak offs could diddy have?” Ahh question

squidman

Diddy has 1000 bottles of baby oil, he uses 20 every freak-off how many freak-offs can Diddy have? (Remember to show your work!)

wilddoggie

"Wait, he didn't just spell the word rapper and leave out a P Did he?"
-Eminem

DrRamble

We got diddy buying 1000 baby oil before GTA 6 🥶🥶🥶

albertphat

Here is lore if you didn’t know abt it: when J Cole said 'Rest in peace to Aliyah, Rest in peace to left eye, Michael Jackson I'll see you, just as soon as I die'. What he is saying is that Beyoncé, Jay-Z (Beyoncé's husband), is best friends with P Diddy(also known as Puff Daddy) and is the one who killed them (not really, but they had something to do with it). They were involved in their death!

Michael Jackson warned us 7 times, and they killed him(he DID NOT die by overdose). Diddy literally had a whole tunnel which led to his house.Justin Bieber warned us in his music, Yummy, that he was also assaulted by the diddler at his party, Kanye actually saved Taylor Swift by interrupting her speech and saying Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time when she won the Grammy, so Taylor doesn't end up like Aliyah. Eminem also warned us in one of his songs, Fuel, but us fools were sleeping. Kesha also changed the lyrics to her music “TikTok” by “f*ck P Diddy” Tupac also wanted to warn us, but they killed him too because he knew too much.
Many people were trying to expose all of them.

So P Diddy and Jay Z would make sure no one would mess up Beyoncé's career because Beyonce gets jealous of whoever goes ahead of her. So she would tell Diddy to get them killed or hurt, and he wouldn't do it himself but get someone to do it. That's why Adele and Lizzo saved themselves by including Beyoncé in their award speech, and you might have noticed that they were very terrified and nervous when they came up to the stage.

In fact, Aaliyah didn’t wanna go to the plane. They forced her to go on the plane while she was sleeping, so it was definitely a set-up by them, and then that’s how Aaliyah died.
Michael Jackson died in June 2009
Aaliyah died in August 2001
Left Eye died in April 2002
She Knows actually means Sean(Diddy's first name) and Knowles( Beyonce's last name).

Fizzyisagoodperson

Fun fact: Diddy offered the judge $50M to get out of jail till the trial and the judge refused.

Man he's cooked, roasted, burned down to ashes.

Ace_Silver