tom cardy - Why are you blinking so much (Red Flags) (Lyrics) ft. Montaigne

Why are you blinking so much - 1:18

Tom Cardy - Red Flags ft. Montaigne

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(Lyrics):
[Verse 1: Tom Cardy]
The date started off so well
Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
She was perfect from what I could tell
How could I not see the danger right in front of me?

[Pre-Chorus: Montaigne & Tom Cardy]
My favorite food is fish
Baby, that's my favorite too
I love cartoon dogs
Baby, I love Scooby Doo
Hey girl, what's your favorite film?
She said, the best movie of all
A masterpiece of art called

[Chorus: Montaigne & Tom Cardy]
Human Centipede
Human Centipede
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
Human Centipede
Not ironically
She said, "The costume design was a highlight"
I like it for the plot
Tell me what the plot's about
German doctor sews three people
Ass to mouth
Cool!
Human Centipede
Please god save me
I think that's a red flag
I don't want to get stabbed

[Verse 2: Montaigne & Tom Cardy]
She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"
I think, "Holy shit I'm gonna be the main course"
She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"
I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code
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[Verse 3: Montaigne & Tom Cardy]
Why are you blinking so much?
I've got something in my eye
Here, let me get it out
No thank you, I don't wanna die
Bonjour, sir was blinking at me
Is this because your date is a freak?
No
Very good then, bon appétit

[Bridge: Montaigne & Tom Cardy]
Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag
To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses
My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love

[Pre-Chorus: Montaigne & Tom Cardy]
You could be my world, the love of my life
One day we'll get married and be husband and wife
With a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams
Only if the wedding is themed
Tell me what the theme's gonna be!

[Chorus: Montaigne & Tom Cardy]
Human Centipede
Human Centipede
That way we could save on the catering bill
Human Centipede
Only one mouth to feed
If you are the best man
You know the deal (Pucker up)

[Post-Chorus: Montaigne & Tom Cardy]
I can finally open myself up to love
I can finally sew a mouth to a butt

[Outro: Montaigne & Tom Cardy]
Human Centipede
Human Centipede

#redflags #cherrylu

[boopnoodle]

this song is awesome and all but..
why.... why is that your favorite film... and, im not attending that wedding.

[Finnthefroggy]

NOTHING could have prepared me for what this song is actually about.

[Crackheadcentral]

Her voice at 1:17 changed and got so smooth and JESUS it hit like a truck and I fell over and died a little

[LaylaSpellwind]

Human Centipede, Human Centipede.
I must remember not to sing along to this song when it gets stuck in my head and I'm in public.

[Enchanty]

Moral of the video: Never go on a date with someone who likes fish and cartoon dogs.

[viceversaspirit]

Is it just me or the last part of the song implies that the guy lost all hope ? 😂

[Lucy-winter]

Human centipede it's a horrifying movie tbh 😭💀💔

[lovesouthpark]

THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL, A MASTERPIECE OF ART CALLED HUMAN CENTIPEDE 🔥🔥🔥

[Lizzy-]

I was in love with the part when he said I think I’m gonna get murdered tonight

[nasimkhatoon]

0:01 intro| 0:16 favorites| 0:25 Favorite film| 0:32 Human centipede| 1:00 🚩 don’t want to get stabbed| 1:04 Main course| 1:16 I try to get the waiters attention| 1:37 Silly red flag| 2:10 Theme human centipede| 2:27 Mouth to bûtt| 2:34 human centipede (ending) Hope this helped:)😊

[PreppyGirl]

“I can finally sew a mouth to a butt”


Excuse me… ☝🏻






What in the name of all that is holy







DID YOU JUST SAY WOMAN? WTF?

[itzcreeperthepro]

When he says “I think that’s a red flag, I don’t want to get stabbed.” I love that part. It’s so awesome. ❤❤❤
Edit: 102 likes! THATS THE NEW RECORD FOR LIKES! 🤯🤯🤯🤯
EDIT THAT I CAN FINALLY SAY: IM FAMOUS1!1!1!1!

[KaylaSloths]

THANK YOU SO MUCH I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

[crazycreaturestudios]

1:17 idk why I’m so focused on this but what was the guys plan here? Lol. Like he gets the waiters attention, but he can’t actually say anything about his date right in front of her so….why did he bother?

[StarrionMackie]

I Love The Part When She Said
The costume design was a highlight

[SomwhatSd]

People who don't know what she means: 😄🎶

Me: 😐😐🤨🤨 *processing then dies*

[HelloAmMoss]

love the way she said, " human centipede "

[akitoentt]

when the women says Human Centipede I LOVE THAT PART

[Sane_person]

The date started off so well
Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
She was perfect fron what i could tell
How could i not see the danger right infront of me?
My favourite food is fish
Baby, that's my favourite too
I love cartoon dogs
Baby, i love Scooby Doo
Hey girl, what's your favourite film?
She said, the best movie of all
A masterpiece of art called
Human centipede
Human centipede
I think I'm gonna get murdered tonight
Human centipede
Not ironically
She said
"The costume design was a highlight"
I like it for the plot
Tell me what the plot's about
German doctor sews three people (Nope) to mouth
Cool
Human centipede
Please god save me
I think that's a red flag
I don't want to get stabbed
She said, "Human centipede is a tour de force"
I think, "Holy (Nope) I'm gonna be the main course"
She said "I admire the narrative of character growth"

I tried to get the waiters by blinking in morse code 😑😐😑😐

Why are you blinking so much 🤔❓😕

I got something in my eye 👀

Here let me get it out 🔪

No thank you, i dont wanna die😅

Bonjour, sir was blinking at me is this because your date is a freak? 🤔

No 😀

Very good then, Bon appétit 👌



Stop hiding your silly made up red flag to not take a chance on the best relationship you never had

Maybe you're right and im looking for excuses
My hearts got bruises but im ready to choose this love
You could be my world, the love of my life
One day we'll get married and be husband and wife
With a tasteful ceremony and the wedding of our dreams
Only if the wedding is themed
Tell me what the themes gonna be
Human centipede
Human centipede
That way we could save on the catering bill
Human centipede
Only one mouth to feed
If you are the best man
You know the deal, pucker up
I can finally openyself up to love
I can i finally sew a mouth to a butt
Human centipede
Human centipede

[lildaisies]

When she says human centipede so funny and when the waiter asks and he says no🤣