Terrible Minecraft Jokes

The sun is, indeed, a deadly lazer.

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#Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks, developed by Mojang. That is all.

Outro music: Silent Partner - Sad Past

Other music: Wayne Jones - Mr. Sunny Face

#PhoenixSC #Memes

[dansmitham]

Steve: Hey baby, I wish I could give you haste status
Alex: Why's that?
Steve: Cause it would make you mine faster.

[DrKakentraunElPrestoZimbutsu]

2:23 Its hard to believe that 1 year ago Phoenix was basically feeeding Fundy his clout and he only had 300 subs. Now he has more subs than Phoenix

[CSpiderMan]

Make the hopper actually make you hop high when you’re inside

[PckledPea]

2:23
It’s amazing how Fundy just bursted with subs so quickly in only a few months, but you’ve been doing this sort of thing for a few years!

[Mistycle]

Fundy: *388 subscribers*

The good old days

[macarachaeuryton]

Imagine how much damage you would take from walking while having the lego mod active

[DRpotatoYT]

"Æügh"
- Pufferfish's last words

[hazamaunlimited]

0:47
“Imagine playing Minecraft like this”
PS4 Controller: I see nothing wrong with this.

[marklabitad]

The teleporting dispenser was actually really good idea

[notredboi]

I told a bad minecraft joke to my friend and he *BLOCKED* me




i'll see myself out

[oks.]

can we go on land?
SUN : *NO*
why?
SUN : *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER*

[DeltaPlays]

Why did steve cross the ravine? He didn't

*Steve fell from a high place*

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

We should let this topic "wither".
We'll "nether" get these jokes.

[Barrabbazz]

1:17 Thats the companion cube from the better than wolves mod, one of the best mods back in 2011. Best thing was the option to put the companion cube (which is basically a wolf compressed into a cube) into a grindstone, which would drop raw wolfchop and red wool (the dev really hated wolves and named the mod accordingly)

[foxes]

"how does Steve stay in shape?"
Well he can carry about 1.1 million kg of logs.

[vivious_]

phoenix, the block explosion one isnt a animation. its a mod. the creator took years to polish it and its been here for quite some time now, and you should check it out!

[MerkeligStrormride]

All jokes aside, the enderman holding the fox was cute.

Enderman: Look what I found!

Fox: :p

[heyimgayalso]

1:39 the monster in my closet when I open a bag of cheetos

[raisinx]

2:18 If someone sneezes too hard, that building is going down



Help! Were falling!

[sauceyeti]

"Imagine playing Minecraft like this"

*I feel a great disturbance in the force...*