Mojang Approved Jokes

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[a_person_of_all_time]

Mojang really made dad jokes canonical in the lore

[Shinebrightlikeadiamond]

Rare footage of Camman not understanding Minecraft

[Fathom]

"the steaks have never been higher" that's a new one💀

[pxrfectixn.]

fast lifehacks how to get bullied in school in 5 minutes

[lhering]

I guess the 'joke' is that "block" is both a verb and a noun. So you're blocking their path with a block. That's the only explanation I can think of.

[hanakang]

okay but the steaks joke actually slaps

[IMNOTSKEPTIBS]

Rare footage of a gamer opening a book after 50 years

[FORDGT_SPITFIRE]

Camman : but pork chop isnt a karate move!
Literally everyone watching: no shit Sherlock 🤦🏻‍♂️

[poppyorsomething]

You BLOCK its path. Y'know how Minecraft is made of blocks? Block. Yeah.

[jinwithson]

As an 7 years old kid I'm still waiting for my nether portal tutorial

[XopterCat]

Rare footage of Camman not screaming into the mic every 2 seconds

[imtheonewiththeage]

you block their path.
You *BLOCK* their path

[seyoukii]

dad jokes really became a minecraft feature
edit: there’s always a war in the comments. just don’t randomly start to talk about jesus and whose content and trump and whatnot in the comments…

[PizzaDoge]

rare footage of camman not plugging his twitch on saturday

[PoIyester]

You place a BLOCK down.
You BLOCK it's path.

[sgenpatagnan]

How do you stop a zombie from attacking?

Camman: I block it's path, duhhh

[lvchie]

Let's go jokes for the six year old fan base!

[aclzx]

Because you literally BLOCK its path with a BLOCK

[TheBucketeerz]

“You block its path”
Literally every father: HAHAHA

[phillyeagles]

This is 100% the first time camman has read a book😂