A human shape parasite

[syedmshah]

He was actually referencing his own family as house was a child born from an affair.

[BLCTB-fhvv]

House: "It has your eyes"
The baby: 🌚

[pochuyma]

Dr. House: "You have a parasite." 😂😂😂

[Evolicat]

" woman learn to embrace this parasite, name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites" what? House that's way to funny

[WillWhitepm]

I want House as my doctor hes straight forward with results, no bedside manner, and he makes good jokes, and he can diagnose almost anything

[TheOneTaxiDriver]

I guess society has evolved into fearing stomachs lmfao💀

[Yuri-qdyy]

What has youtube become censoring someones STOMACH now

[KaedinHarmon]

Ain’t no way they blurring a stomach 💀

[josiahstearns]

"you ALSO don't get any periods if it ISN'T working" 😂
Love it!! 🤣

[IsolationLifts]

So sad that it's common for the woman to cheat and make another guy believe he's the father

[jaidenblick]

“After 4 months it become’s illegal to remove” House crazy ngl😭😭

[yusuffhabibat]

"Does the old boyfriend look like your husband? Have the kid."
😂😂😂 Abeg.

[scarfguy]

Thank you for censoring her stomach. Nudity is nasty.

[letsgame]

As soon as he said parasite and looked at her stomach, I immediately knew he was talking about a baby😂

[Camilofermac]

Imagine Dr. House and Dr. Murphy doing a collab, that would be insane

[MuhammadAhmad-jo]

These normalized cheating shits enrages me soo much

[jorgebaezsolis]

They'll be me as a doctor, calling kids parasites is hilarious 😂

[Vicc]

Dr. House is the only type of doctor to fuck with the patients for shits and giggles

[windshieldraindrops]

Though it can't a joke, imagine so many guys knowing after a decade that the child is not their own -- IT'S THE ultimate betrayal

[someonehelpmewithaname]

I love how passively insulting he is and half the time they can't argue because they're in the wrong