Everything Wrong With Frozen 2 In Delayed Sequel Minutes

Frozen was fine--Wreck it Ralph was better! But Frozen 2? We only got Frozen 2 because Frozen 1 made so much money. (Sigh.) But I guess we better count the sins in Frozen 2, now that it's a thing.

Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!

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[dbseamz]

I agree that Elsa wouldn’t find “Let it Go” as annoying as most viewers do. But have you ever heard your own voice on recording, and NOT cringed?

[firesd]

Anna: every Arendelian ship has a compartment, waterproof
Olaf: that’s very clever, *though it makes you wonder why they don’t make the whole ship waterproof*
Olaf would be great at CinemaSins

[jsk-art]

"At least they still have their parents!"
"...Their parents are dead."
This tiny bit is pure comedy gold. I lost my shit here the first time I saw this movie. I would have been pissed if this didn't get a sin off. Definitely agree that this is the best part of this movie

[jref_]

That sin about Anna's hair tho
As a person with long hair and people having fun with it, using different hairstyles, I can confirm that it's not logical for the braid to not have a tail.

[kzmt]

"well at least they have their parents..."
"their parents are *_dead_* "
that recap of the first film is my favourite bit

[AtarahDerek]

Two reasons the Nokk is a horse:
1. The Nokk in Norse mythology is a trickster similar to the Irish kelpie. Both lure people into the water to drown them. Since the Norse heavily influenced Celtic culture, the show creators decided to combine the Nokk and the kelpie.
2. In Greek mythology, horses were created by Poseidon, god of the sea, and were therefore associated with water. Since Frozen 2 uses the four classic Greek elements, it represents the water spirit with a horse.

[insertnamehere]

'Anna, you are the most extraordinary person I've ever known."
'Dude, Elsa's standing RIGHT THERE. That's just rude!'
TEARS

[BDGilly]

9:00 How could you not include "Olaf would be excellent at CinemaSins?" when he literally says they should make the whole ship waterproof.

[GravityFallsGuy]

Kristoff: I know the woods.
Proceeds to sing about how he’s lost in the woods

[Aspensblu]

I’m surprised he didn’t say anything about Anna’s “I like you better in leather” line.

[christianberg]

Honestly, she is basically a goddess at this point, she controls multiple elements of nature, can create snow, ice, and SENTIENT LIFE from nothing, and can now pull images and audio from decades into the past using nothing but slight moisture left at the scene. She could run a military state where the people would have to worship her as a goddess and no one would be able to do a thing about it if she really wanted to.

[spacecadetvee]

About them sharing a room when they were younger: generally in noble/royal households babies and young children would share a "nursery" (think Wendy and her brothers in Peter Pan) this was really useful for the nannies and wetnurses since all the small kids were in one place. When the kids get older they get their own rooms. Hope this helps anyone else who was wondering :)

[simsarethebest]

I feel like Elsa would be cringing at Let it Go because of how it represented a dark time in her life. Sure she was free, but she was alone and she ran from her issues.

[cochranavenue]

You forgot to point out that the random fact Olaf blurted out “water has memory” became a critical plot point many times later in the movie, and if he hadn’t said that, frozen 2 would have been a lot shorter

[amywolff]

him: why does a horse represent water?

me: and why does a lizard represent fire?

[SiddharthShenoy]

*Ah yes, The Five Elemental Spirits:*
Air, Earth, Fire, Water and *Slightly Colder Water.*

[cannibalanimal]

The "horse" is actually called a Nøkk, a water spirit from Scandinavian mythology. Frozen takes place in Scandinavia, which is why the water spirit is a Nøkk

Edit: okay, yes, i know, Poseidon too. I get it now lol.

[monjelly]

The reason that a horse represents water is because it’s supposed to be a kelpie I think, a mythical aquatic horse that fucking drowns everybody.

[A_Random_Artis]

Random woman in the village: “there is a 5th spirit!”
Me: it’s Elsa
Elsa at the end of the movie: “I am the 5th spirit”
Me: *surprised pikachu face*

[iankennedy]

When Olaf said (more or less)"If there's a waterproof compartment, then I wonder why they don't make the whole ship waterproof", you should've said "Olaf would be good at CinemaSins"