The Golden Age of Tech Presentation By Chairman of the Board RTC Mr. David Miscavige

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[jaintly]

It’s truly remarkable. All of these words, all of these concepts, all of this time, effort, energy and money and it’s all based on made-up nonsense. Incredible. Just…incredible.

[Dangerman]

The laughing is really interesting, he’s telling them they been auditing all wrong and there’s this weird nervous laughter

[OnZuk-Sensei]

11 : be sure of knowing you know the tech is correct.
12 : analysing why the tech is correct
13 : check your analysis of the correctness of the tech
14 : assuring yourself that the tech is known to be correct by those who say they know it


124 : be absolutely aware of all the tech and its correctness by knowing you know that you knew you have known the tech

125 : be certain of the correctness of all the new tech available
126 : be certain that you know all the tech is known by you and that you will know forever that you know you know the new tech....

😂😂😂

[Loki-skbi]

I thought this was straight out of Starship Troopers. The whole aesthetic and message.

[tyeauga]

Watching him makes me feel like I'm on the verge of a flubless seizure

[gjonesx]

I don't care, that new George Foreman grill he introduced looks pretty sweet

[RMBII]

This video is like peering into a window of an alternate reality.

[arbitterm]

Kinda miss when Davey wore his "uniform" on video. Really helps contrast his obvious Napoleon Complex

[johngordon]

Just happened to pause at 2:32 and it's Giovanni Ribisi

[andywade]

1. Making sure the technology is correct.
2. Correctly assessing the technology.
3. Ensuring the correct technology is utilized.
4. Making the correct technological advances.
5. Correctly implementing the technology.
6. Identifying the correct aspects of the technology.
7. Technologically correcting the application of technology
8. Correctly applying technical features that are correct technologically
9. Correcting the technology that is incorrectly applied from a technological standpoint.
10. Steal money

[kissfan]

I will never understand the Scientologist sense of humor. Audiences at Church events laugh at the weirdest things.

[hackiest]

I know I am correct in saying that in order for the correct technology to be applied correctly, we must first know that the technology correctly knows that it is correct.

[jaysala]

Did you notice each year David Miscavige talks about how they made some huge improvement or found some stuff in the archive that will change everything? EVERY SINGLE YEAR! LOL

[isrulius]

SP Dave, the man that drove Scientology into the ground.

[thatpaulschofield]

Drills, Drills, Drills
Can you run my drills
Can you run my auditing drills
Can you pay my freeloader bills
If you did then maybe we could chill

[sammurphy]

The most published fiction writer of all time creates a religion. Seems legit.

[thomasjames]

Imagine having enough money for a sports car, a new house, or a trophy wife and spending it on scientology courses instead.

[HolowatyVlogs]

Hearing Miscavige narrate instructional videos is something I never expected, and now I want more.

[TheRealCantaraBella]

I wish I understood these jokes. He seems to be smashing it and I am so lost.

[alancrabb]

Oh, and by the way : you MUST purchase this magnificent set. Also, but don't worry about this : eventually it will be on a hand-held device.