The Truly Disturbing Reality of Dolphins

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[seanmorrison]

Remember when Chris rock said “the tiger didn’t go crazy, the tiger went tiger” remember that when dealing with animals especially wild animals.

[daikaijugamer]

The fact that dolphins can have that sweet side to them is part of what makes them so unsettling. If they were just strictly evil, they'd be easy to read. But since animals are more amoral than anything, it's just best to avoid getting too comfortable around them. It's kind of like working in child care while knowing that the kids will one day be adults, and there's no way to really tell if they ultimately grow up to be good samaritans, or absolute menaces to society.

[kiyomi]

Shark: *Breathes*

Dolphins: ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT

[ExplosionTyplosion]

"Sensually EXplore"
Bro really did that joke.... and he nailed it.

[lancerguy]

I used to work for a parrot rescue. A lot of people assume the more intelligent an animal is, the better... but something we would always warn prospective parrot parents of was this: the more intelligent an animal is, the more easily bored they are, and the more stimulation they need from their environment.

When it comes to smarts, Dolphins are a big fish in a small pond...everything around them is basically just a lego block to them.

[PhantomFilmAustralia]

When several dolphins are communicating, it's called a podcast.

[Jazzinthedark]

Like Alan Grant, in jurassic Park, says:

"they're not monsters Lex, they're animals. They just do what they do"

[Phnxsmv]

So humans aren't the only psychopathic species on Earth.

[zh]

6:53 The warning notice ends with a chibi picture of a dolphin and the warning "Even if they're cute, don't go near them." Which pretty much sums up this video.

[Orangesky-lc]

“Escorting it off the census” is such a funny euphemism for death

[crocowithaglocko]

How does this man always have the cleanest wordplay I’ve ever heard

[LordBransty]

Great narration. The wordplay is off the charts.

[Animortar]

I think the message "Animals are neither monsters nor angels" Is one of the most important morals to learn.

Edit: Ok the comments are a mess but to address all the replies I'm not saying you can't love your pet or that you're hatred of an animal is unjustified. The point is that we ourselves are animals so don't look down on them or underestimate them. We may be very empathetic but don't assume animals will reciprocate that. They will always prioritize survival. Always seek to understand more about them and please be careful around them.

[overthinker]

"The worst thing a wild animal can do is forget his fear of humans" is a powerful line

Also love the way he's honest and smart with his viewers ; not a one sided information but really gives the complete picture and contrast that coexist so it doesn't direct your opinion but let you have your own. May this channel live a long time

[samiam]

In marine science, my professor always told us:
If your boat is sinking and there’s a pod of dolphins on one side and a school of sharks on the other side, jump into the sharks

[Lala-]

I swam with dolphins in Bali and I will never again! My husband and three children swam with them too. The dolphins kept swimming over my husband and I and bumping their bodies over is. To begin with I though they were sliding their fins over our bare legs, 🦵 but the ‘fins’ were going the wrong way. When we asked the Balinese dolphin caretakers they said that they often did that to people who they sensed had high pheromones. I had bruises all over my legs. I have the photos to prove it. I was horrified and now I hate dolphins. I recall looking into a dolphin’s eye at the pool and I got shivers down my back, there was something evil in its eye.

[paballomolata]

The Diddys of the sea, ain't no party like a Dolphin party💀

[nitrogenoxide]

it's facinating you bring up that last part, indeed, people need to stop seeing animals either through a disney lens or as monsters. They need to recognize that animals are animals, just like people, animals of all varieties are capable of doing both good and bad things towards eachother, it's only a matter of life that certain things apear the way they do because of how different animals need to do things to survive.

[vice.nor.virtue]

You really got me when you described that dead snake as "a reptile dysfunction" 😂😂

[ArohaYall]

I’ve always been unsettled by animals that are very smart. I’m 16 and I’ve been very afraid of dolphins ever since I saw a documentary on how intelligent they are. The more intelligent and animal is, the more easily bored they are. They have to stimulate their brains SOMEHOW.