Apartment leases be like

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[davidhammett]

Inaccurate, they would never walk you through the lease before having you sign it

[mrmm]

I guess one positive is that he'll be working night shifts when his upstairs neighbours are partying at 2am.

[acidsugarz]

"my girlfriend will probably stay over alot though"
"okay well that brings us to our pet policy"
*"w h a t"*

[Deadpool]

You forgot the "our office hours are 9 to 5 Monday thru Friday we don't work holidays or actually any hour of the day so if you need something, don't need something!"

[skinnywhite]

Lived at an apt where the pool, hot tub, rec room, and gym where closed the entire two years I was there and never got a penny back for it

[robertgraham]

My feeling when I got hit with a $10, 000 bil after I moved out of my apartment because it was "to the point where we had to redo the entire apartment" I lived there for a year and barely lived in it bc of overseas work and maybe stayed for a total of 3 months. Ended up sueing and won :)

[divyangvaidya]

"But when it rains we have puddles." LOL.

[quil]

Student apartments - "We know you spent 3 hours filling out a roommate matching form that says that you go to bed at around midnight every night and also like to keep your apartment really clean, so here's a roommate that goes to bed at 6am and also doesn't understand the word 'cleaning'. Have fun! We take pride in our roommate matching system :)"

[Pwndbythnb]

There's actually a piece of paper the size of a dime taped on the door that that says "By entering the leasing office you agree to all leasing agreements and terms, regardless of written signature." So in actuality he already agreed to the lease.

[gavir]

The man's smart. He signed under duress to take them to court afterwards. That's the good ending.

[azatecas]

You forgot to mention how when one person smokes weed the whole building stinks

[eckdszt]

They really do be raising the rent to insane heights if you go month to month. My last apartment said rent would go from $1000/month to $3500 per month if I wanted to go month to month for the last month before I moved for work. I said no thanks and lived in a hotel for the last month with my stuff in storage... it was much cheaper.

[flan]

Me, not even old enough to lease an apartment:
Haha yes yes very funny and relatable

[metalslug]

As a highly impressionable young adult who was entertaining the thought of moving out, this has reinforced my decision to continue staying with my parents indefinitely. Thanks mom and dad, luv u

[devonthurgood]

My brother ended his lease when he joined the navy. Thanks to a convenient little law, this exempted him from having to provide more than a week's advanced notice, and garuntee him his security deposited back. Did they hassle him about the advanced notice and try to keep his security deposit anyway? Yes, and I wasn't the least bit surprised.

[jakesoulvie]

Just moved out of my first apartment and now I'm convinced the best thing I can do for myself is live in my car through college

[alifilali]

-'pet policy'
-'what'

[antonioskontonasakis]

The part about 1500/month for 1 bedroom is actually accurate though, and people wonder why Gen Z lives at home

[BlackSilver]

Fun fact: If you read your apartment lease, you will find a paragraph which reads something like this... "If any section of this lease is found to be not legal in the state in which it is signed, only that section of the lease will be nullified. The rest of the lease agreement will not be effected." Translation: they can put things in the lease which are _illegal_ without worrying about that nullifying the rest of the lease. And they do.

Not to mention you have to make 3 times the amount of rent. So if the rent is $1200 you have to be making $3600. It's crazy. Bruh, I make like 2k and am a student lmao how am I supposed to have a career to make said money when I can't even take the first step lmao