Dumb Prison Escape Attempts

Escaping from prison takes careful planning and someone bold enough to commit to the escape plan, but in today's video we're going to be looking at the dumbest prison escapes that never even got off the ground! You don't want to miss this insane video, and wait until you see the absolute dumbest prison escape plan ever!

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[fudginghog]

How to escape prison (like a boss):
Step 1: own a pig
Step 2: get a saddle
Step 3: get a carrot on a stick

[smileysproduction]

Top 10 dumbest escape in prison:
1. Digging straight down

[laurenhartsell]

Coleman and Burns actually tried their escape in my town. Our schools went into lockdown, and we were told that one of them got ahold of a firearm. The schools kept trying to teach their lessons, but everyone kept staring out the window to see if one of the convicts was outside. It was a crazy day for my small town.

[thethunderchieftain]

4:48 Such bad luck I have never seen in my entire life, man.
Imagine escaping out of prison just to find out the owner of the shack you just broke into is not only present but is also a security guard at that same prison.

[Carlos-uxgv]

One more from Brazil: there was an inmate waiting trial in a police precinct . People can wait trial for years before being sentenced to less years than they already served. Life is usually better in some precincts than others. This one was near my house and it was actually nice (I think). The prisioner worked on cleaning duty. Every day working is one day less serving time, when the condemnation finally arrives. However, he decided to escape and mixed some cleaning chemicals (bleach and amonia, I think), exploding the precinct wall at 4 AM. He just had to run a few feet to gain the streets, and so he ran.

He ran 6 feet and collapsed to the ground, poisoned by the chrorine gas he had released. He survived, but was then transfered to an actual prison.

[QuestionEverythingButWHY]

“If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.”
– Anita Koddick

[inarinadwigartika]

Alfred George Hinds: Im the best prison escapist!
Yoshie Shiratori: Hold my tomatoes..

[itsrai]

I wish my school showed clips like this

[lucasz]

Every time somebody tries to escape...

There was just one problem.

[mr.ltrenchcoat]

A prisoner tried to escape the facility my dad works at and after getting over the electric fence, he saw the 17 extra fences cover top to bottom in a shifting razor wire. He didn’t even try to climb the first razor fence and just let himself get arrested

[thebadstation]

The dumbest way to try to escape is to actually climb the fence

[abcdefghi-xz]

How I would escape prison: I wouldn’t, I’d probably fall down the prison stairs and break something on the first day...I’m extremely clumsy.

[tayvagraham]

Last time I was this early these people weren’t in prison

[mypreppyworld]

Prisoner 1: I'm the best!
Prisoner 2: No I'm the best!
**Everyone Arguing**
????: *Amateurs!*
Everyone: What?
Yoshie Shiratori: *AMATEURS!*

[hayi]

what does Alfred George Heinz say to the prison guard?



you can't ketchup to me, I'm the tomato sauce man

[ripjeffhanneman]

Grade school teacher: "And Shawn, please, tell the class who your hero is?"
Me: Houdini Hinds

[QuestionEverythingButWHY]

“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. ”
― Mark Twain

[Mr.Unclean]

Inmate: Watches Infographics on smuggled phone
"I can do one better"
*Spoofs Governor's phone number*
"Let that one out, I'm pardoning him"
Guard outside the cell: "Who is he talking to?"
Inmate: "I got a pardon, let me out"
Warden: Sends guard video of inmate placing call
Guard:
Inmate: "I can explain..."

[channel_no_longer_active]

Noobs they could've just saw off the bars in their cell windows.

[lucian]

this video gives me a little faith that I’m not dumb