His Fake Death Plan Didn't Work

This is the greatest overdue justice of All Time

[ujustgotpwned]

Faking an identity as a British person called Arthur Knight is like faking an identify as an American person called Abraham Freedom.

[FancyRabbit-rryg]

Hats off to the doctor who replicated each of Nicholas’ tattoos onto Arthur perfectly without a slight misplacement. Absolute talent.

[owensquelch]

I still cant get over the name he chose, his thought process is so easy to see. Great Britain's most famous story = King Arthur, King Arthur = Knights of the round table, you put them together and boop, you get Arthur Knight.

And the Harry Potter glasses just make it so much better.

[CaptainAstrum]

Notice how his "can't" has the American 'a' sound rather than the 'a' sound heard in English dialects

[phitsf]

Please, for the love of god, before he gets put away let him talk in depth about his history in ireland as an orphan. I need this lore

[Fyrlink]

The fact that they got away with tattooing this innocent man and sending his fingerprints to Utah all the way from Scotland while he was in a coma is unreal.

[affrontit]

As a Glasgow native the fact he thought anyone would believe that hospitals in Glasgow would have the time or resources to tattoo some guy in a coma is hilarious

[sleeperain]

"My name is Aurthor Knight"
"Nice to meet you, I'm Fishen Chips"

[spinner]

Why is everyone doubting him? His story about a phantom tattooist who roams the hospitals of Scotland waiting to leave his mark on unconscious patients seems plausible to me.

[LPChipi]

I love two things about his story:
1. That he made himself an orphan as if he were Charles Dickens
2. That he made himself into a nationality with one of the most distinct and difficult to emulate accents in the whole of English language

[iamrightoutsideyourwindowhello]

An Irish orphan living in Scotland speaking with a British accent named Arthur Knight. Truly the most convincing alibi of all time

[JJwashere]

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms” behind

[classypepper]

its almost as if he knows rape is an illegal and horrible act

[gmalys]

It feels like we’re in a golden age for pathological liars.

[checksyllabus]

He's 100% one of those people who scoffs at TV acting and says he can do it better

[patrickj]

The fake breathing trouble is so good. Even George Santos would tell him to tone it down a little.

[idahomike]

My question is: Will he continue this charade in prison? Imagine his poor cellmate having to hear his rantings day after day. Talk about Capital Punishment!

[Waltuhberg]

Damn Peter Griffin really trying to fake his death

[adams]

Gotta hand it to magic nick, there. That would have been a flawless escape plan if he'd tried it in 1904.

[Linkinhood]

That's not Oxygen, it's Copium.