Britannia Rules

[dsvsadegwqegqe]

"I have the shittiest food" -Brittania

[dwaynetheplanejohnsson]

This is the first time I’ve seen a patriotic British person

[Dust]

“I have won both wars.” *yes but at what cost?* “My empire…”

[Latham]

Americans don't like it when another country is patriotic. Lol

[fathullahgaming]

"I conquered mainland Europe"
*"ah yes the good old days"-👴*

[quanzaleousjingle]

Britain in the 1800s: 💪🏼
Britain nowadays: ☕️

Edit: 3 months later and I never believed this would blow up (I’m sore from weight lifting)

[davidgumeniuc]

Mongolia: *Starts speaking ancient Mongoleese*
Eurasia: Oh god dammit

[chrisj]

“i’ve colonized the most native americans” 💀

[XMG]

“I have the worst weather” - Britannia

[spin_master]

*the sun casually owning 8 planets, 8 billion people, an uncountable amount of creatures, dwarf planets, hundreds of moons, growing plants, owning astroids and doing it all while spinning in circles* 🍷🌞..



When your comment gets more likes than all of your content combined 💀


THE SUN NEVER SETS IN THE BRITISH EMPIRE - SOME RANDOM DUDE IN THE REPLY SECTION

[woofy]

"I got my butt kicked by a bunch of hillbilly farmers" - Brittania

[eightyHiDef]

“I stole spices and don’t use them on my food” - Britannia

[macewindu]

“We have the worst teeth of any military”

[Spookileoz]

Britain: Hey African people do you have a flag
Them: no
Britain: WELCOME TO THE TEAM!

[comedybuzz]

If there was any empire I would have liked to live under, it was the British. Hands down.

[gggo]

''I had the largest Empire, still couldn't manage to be a stable one.''

[Tinywarriorhippo]

“I won both world wars”

American and Russia has left the chat

[Nicholasgoatifi]

“Yet, I was still beaten by a militia of drunk Irishmen with bombs strapped to their cars, ”

[stuartnelmes]

Thank you, this is the first time I’ve seen Britain being respected 🇬🇧🇬🇧

[TheangryDozer]

“I lost to a bunch of hobos with pitchforks”-Brittania