WELCOME TO HELL: Texas Republican

[MasonDenver]

2 minute extended version on my channel now dolls!

[musty_child]

'Mr. Catholic went to church every single Sunday, but Mr. Catholic went to hell for what he did on Monday' - a quote from my Catholic priest

[lulolie]

"I could never tuck all this" ok go off 💀💀💀💀💀

[kimcheex]

"Ew, I don't even know her"💀

[Iwannabeacrybaby]

That law is utter bullshit. My mom was a rape victim. Luckily the bastard didn't knock her up but he took advantage of her after she passed out drunk as a teen. Which is why my mom hammered into my head "my body my choice" and "no means no" but the women who are impregnated by rapists or abusers? It's traumatic enough but to give life to something that will only trigger those awful memories and make everything worse on them mentally? Fuck that. Look. I'm all for having kids. I'm one of the women who wants to have a baby but a woman is just as fulfilled and successful in life if they decide they don't want kids ever. Again. My body. My choice. It'll sound extreme but give me equality or give me death.

[Moldyyy_]

“A Texas law maker?”
“ *that’s what I just said* “

[NoxAtlas]

A quite religious person I shared a room with for a few weeks had a really good point:

"Going to church every sunday for an hour doesn't give you a free pass to be an asshole for the rest of the week."

[cryoblaster]

"Only God can judge me"
"Thats how you got here, son"

[ripwednesdayadams]

“white. white. why can’t i say right?”

“can’t lie in hell buddy.”

lmfaooo

[Emperorwolf]

I love that "can't lie in hell" thing

[quinnyharls]

The fact that the “I don’t even know her” is biblically accurate is what gets me 💀

[hannarose]

What's the least evil thing I can do to get into hell so I can hear "Welcome to hell, doll"?

[M.KathleenDougharty]

OMG! I’m from Texas and this just leaves me speechless because it’s exactly how these SOBs are! Well Done!

[Snake_anomaly]

“Name?”
“Rick Ashley”
Me: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP-

[danischi]

I had half a heart attack because I thought this was supposed to be Rick Astley... Then I remembered he's british and a lovely guy

[jevilcore]

I thought he said “Rick Astley” for a second and I was so scared he was homophobic

[Jessica_the._.furry]

The "hi doll" literally gets me to sit here and watch this for hours 😌

[Fallen_Angel_AA]

"ew, I don't even know her" JC, what a legend.

[Destroyer_of_Worlds]

A politician being unable to lie is already Hell for them lol

[arshellnut]

"can't lie in hell" is such a great rule!