Why Humanity Works for DEATH and Not the Galactic Council | HFY | Sci Fi Stories

When the Galactic Council sends an executor to carry out Earth's extinction, things don’t go as planned. Humanity’s unique quirks, from instant coffee to legendary filing skills, prove to be far more complex than any alien expected. Meet Marcus, Earth's unconventional HR representative, who casually explains humanity's "special contract" with none other than Death itself.

Join Marcus, an alien executor named Kex, and the mysterious figure of Death in a humorous and surreal journey through cosmic bureaucracy, ancient contracts, and intergalactic office gossip. From water cooler moments to universal filing systems, this story shows why humans are the galaxy’s ultimate administrators — and why Death is our favorite boss.

What to Expect:

Hilarious Office Antics: See why Death’s HR department is full of cosmic characters and absurd paperwork.
Unique Human Quirks: Instant coffee, cheese, and “water cooler moments” — what aliens think of our quirkiest inventions.
Galactic Council Shenanigans: When universal extinction meets union protection, expect some surprised aliens.
Death's Secret Nerd Side: Yes, Death drinks Earl Grey tea and loves "Star Trek."
Grab a coffee (instant or fresh ground) and enjoy this tale of humanity’s galactic employment contract. If you love quirky sci-fi humor and unexpected twists, this is for you!

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[gsmith]

I'm enjoying this irreverent and comedic crossover sci Fi for a change
I'll have 3 of whatever he's on please 😂.

[Madjuls]

A very good story and I look forward to the next part.💯

[geofthompson]

I don't do drugs, but I feel like I should 😂. Whoever wrote this might be doing all of them 😂

[McKavian]

This is one of the better recent stories. I'm sure Douglas Adams is laughing, wherever he is.

[MHXXXX]

Thinking outside the box is my SITUATION NORMAL POLICY.

[jefftitterington]

Death pulled up a chair that definitely hadn't been there a moment before, yet had always been there... If you're going to make a reference to Terry Pratchett's The Last Continent, you might as well do the thing properly.

[MHXXXX]

THE JOB IS NEVER DONE UNTIL THE PAPERWORK IS DONE.

[DrunkenJinger]

I used to eat instant coffee when I was in the military.

[MrsHateLove]

Ah yes, Gods. I was wondering when God, of any & all religions, would be included to these stories. I'm not even gonna poke at the fantasy genre since that kinda speaks for itself. Especially since it doesn't always have to make sense, it just has to work. Also, this feels like something that would happen on an episode of an Adult Swim show, especially the older ones. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the best example, anyone remember Sealab 2021?

[robinchwan]

there can't be an outside of the box if you remove the box, in fact make a new box, a better box!

[spamuel]

Another AI voiceover, wtf. You have an actual person making and posting these videos, just read it yourself.