A Guide To GREECE

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[Geopoldd]

Hadrians library was build by romans stop lying in the comments

[under-chonker]

Kratos actually left Greece for Norway because of the high taxes

[mits]

My dude spend 2 weeks in Greece and fully understood the essence of life here

[djurabre]

I'm from Serbia, and have been to greece for a vacation. The people there are so friendly its actually crazy. People there also have quite a character (in a good way hahah).Had a great time

[tsakeboya]

One of my favourite things about my rural Greek town is that you see people riding horses on the street every once in a while and never think about it, its just normal 😂

Also the Vaion weekend. It's so beautiful, with the music and the thousands of people (myself included) joining the precession to honour our ancestors' bravery. This year we hit a record *9.000* participants!

[patrikiosvatemanopoulos]

As a greek I haven't watched anything more accurate in my life

[PsycheTesStachtes]

There is no way he actually survived more than 2 hours in Omonoia.

[Flat_Earth_Addy]

Is it a compliment or an insult to say that these videos are the most surprisingly accurate history videos on youtube?

[eleanormathews]

Mate thanks for this video. My new husband and I are currently chilling on an Athenian balcony, looking at the acropolis, drinking ouzo and Loux. Truly nectar of the gods we never would have discovered if not for this video. Love Greece, love your videos, thanks man!!

[greekga]

My Greek brothers, Geopold stands with us in LOUX supermacy, we truly scored a w

[captainskiper]

I can't believe this man perfectly understood Greek culture in just five days

[willbertthebloggers]

I've been to Greece 4 times in my life, the first time was in 2016 to Zante which was mostly drinking and English breakfasts, so we didn't try many Greek foods that time, and to my surprise the British tourists there were far more civilized than those that go to Spain

Then in 2019 we went to Roades where I had much more of a Greek experience with the chicken and pork Gyros then a Gyros pizza and we went to Lindo's castle and the Fountain youth where it's said that if you drink from there you never come home, honestly I'd had better tap water and it was covered in Angry wasps, we saw a lot of church's in Rhoades Aswell, one from 1450AD second oldest in all of Greece, we also did Olive oil and wine tasting, and on the last day we went to Roades 3ed biggest restaurant where we had a 3 course meal of Lamb and fish and Greek yogurt with syrup for dessert, and drank Mythos out of medieval pottery cups

Then in September 2020 we went to Elounda Crete where we experienced Spinalonga island where people with Leprosy were quarantined from 1903-1957 and it was used by the Ottoman empire.
we also went to Alice Nicholous where there was a statue of the first Mayor, in Elounda there were many Shisha bars and club 66 was the best one, if we had a meal over 30 euros we got dessert for free (Oreo cheesecake) and every time we went to club 66 for shishas and drinks we were given free melon and pop corn then crisps, so much better than in the UK.

Then in 2022 We went to Malia (which means hair in Greek) which was mostly partying like Zante was and most places did Full English breakfasts for 3.50 Euro but there were places where you could get Greek food if you wished. We also experienced Zeus cove and everywhere I have being in Greece had spoken good English for those who refuse to learn any other language but for the sake of being a better tourist I've been learning Greek for over 18 months now and can't wait to go back to Greece sometime soon

[apodopa]

As a Turkish person, it is crazy for me to see there is hella similarities between our cultures. Dolmade - Dolma, Gyro - Döner, The seafood, The economical crisis and the most important, CATS.

[johnvanderlinde]

As a Thessaloniki resident, I find all this information spot on

[kleo]

As a fellow Greek I have to say I’m surprised you figured Greece out in 5 days 😂😂😂

[athfoukas]

as a greek i literally cant believe the fact you actually survived more than 2 hours in omonoia. the shock is just-

[sophlil]

As a Greekgga I confirm this to be 100% accurate

[roger]

As an Albanian I love greece because is my 2nd language Αγάπη την Ελλάδα από την Αλβανία. 🇦🇱❤🇬🇷

[dkkostov]

translate this


Ξέρεις τους κανόνες και το ίδιο κι εγώ
Μια πλήρης δέσμευση είναι αυτό που σκέφτομαι
Δεν θα το έπαιρνες αυτό από κανέναν άλλον
Θέλω απλώς να σου πω πώς νιώθω
Πρέπει να σε κάνω να καταλάβεις
Δεν θα σε παρατήσω ποτέ
Δεν θα σε απογοητεύσει ποτέ
Ποτέ δεν θα τρέξω και θα σε εγκαταλείψω
Ποτέ δεν θα σε κάνω να κλάψεις
Ποτέ δεν θα πει αντίο
Ποτέ δεν θα πω ψέματα και δεν θα σε πληγώσω
Γνωριζόμαστε τόσο καιρό
Η καρδιά σου πονάει, αλλά ντρέπεσαι να το πεις
Μέσα και οι δύο ξέρουμε τι συμβαίνει
Ξέρουμε το παιχνίδι και θα το παίξουμε
Και αν με ρωτήσεις πώς νιώθω
Μη μου πεις ότι είσαι πολύ τυφλός για να δεις
Δεν θα σε παρατήσω ποτέ
Δεν θα σε απογοητεύσει ποτέ
Ποτέ δεν θα τρέξω και θα σε εγκαταλείψω
Ποτέ δεν θα σε κάνω να κλάψεις
Ποτέ δεν θα πει αντίο
Ποτέ δεν θα πω ψέματα και δεν θα σε πληγώσω
Δεν θα σε παρατήσω ποτέ
Δεν θα σε απογοητεύσει ποτέ
Ποτέ δεν θα τρέξω και θα σε εγκαταλείψω
Ποτέ δεν θα σε κάνω να κλάψεις
Ποτέ δεν θα πει αντίο
Ποτέ δεν θα πω ψέματα και δεν θα σε πληγώσω
Ποτέ δεν θα δώσω, ποτέ δεν θα δώσω
(Σε παρατάω)
(Ω) Ποτέ δεν θα δώσω, ποτέ δεν θα δώσω
(Σε παρατάω)
Γνωριζόμαστε τόσο καιρό
Η καρδιά σου πονάει, αλλά ντρέπεσαι να το πεις
Μέσα και οι δύο ξέρουμε τι συμβαίνει
Ξέρουμε το παιχνίδι και θα το παίξουμε
Θέλω απλώς να σου πω πώς νιώθω
Πρέπει να σε κάνω να καταλάβεις
Δεν θα σε παρατήσω ποτέ
Δεν θα σε απογοητεύσει ποτέ
Ποτέ δεν θα τρέξω και θα σε εγκαταλείψω
Ποτέ δεν θα σε κάνω να κλάψεις
Ποτέ δεν θα πει αντίο
Ποτέ δεν θα πω ψέματα και δεν θα σε πληγώσω
Δεν θα σε παρατήσω ποτέ
Δεν θα σε απογοητεύσει ποτέ
Ποτέ δεν θα τρέξω και θα σε εγκαταλείψω
Ποτέ δεν θα σε κάνω να κλάψεις
Ποτέ δεν θα πει αντίο
Ποτέ δεν θα πω ψέματα και δεν θα σε πληγώσω
Δεν θα σε παρατήσω ποτέ
Δεν θα σε απογοητεύσει ποτέ
Ποτέ δεν θα τρέξω και θα σε εγκαταλείψω

[no.hailsteelfan]

As a Greek, this is the most accurate representation of Greece online (yes, even the cat army in Volos)