Dads Love Rare Steak

#shorts

[Izzy_shelto]

“I want a steak so rare it’s eating my side salad” that is pure comedy gold 😂😂

[randm]

My father use to tell the waiter to "shine a flashlight on both sides and bring it out to me".

[keejinjohanson]

A personal favorite is "so rare a good vet could bring it back"

[MaggiesNight]

"I want it so rare, it tries to dodge the fork!"

[stephenscreams]

The “Who wrote that? I didn’t write that?” got me

[PaulyM]

"Just cut off it's hooves, wipe it's ass, and give it to me." 🤣🤣🤣

I can't breathe.

[lothropstoddardiii]

"You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats"

[unclematt]

I worked at Outback Steakhouse one summer. Every now and then we'd get a guy like this in. And we'd give him a rare steak, and they'd always complain it was way over-cooked. Rare is a red cool center, and that's what we did. So it got old and the cook was a buddy of mine. In comes a guy like this, going on and on about how he wants it super rare. So the cook and I were like the hell with this. And when the manager wasn't looking, we cooked his steak 30 seconds a side. I put it down in front of him, and I could see this "Oh shit" look on his face. He cut off a piece and it was freaking raw. Cold raw meat. And I give the guy credit, he put that first bite in his mouth and chewed it up and swallowed it before quietly asking for it to be cooked more. Manager never found out.

[nickjanerico]

"Just push the cow through a warm room" that's my favorite i've heard so far

[mhammer]

The one I’ve always heard is “I want it so rare that a decent vet could bring it back”

[kgash]

Heard from a friend: "Tell the cow about the fire"

[Livedtodieanotherday]

"Bring me a live cow over to the table. I'll carve off what I want, and ride the rest home."
~Dennis Leary

[bbewnoremac]

“If it’s not mooin’, I ain’t chewin’” - my dad

[seslos]

This is the most accurate way to describe my dad. Everything said here was said by him word for word. Damn I miss him

[thesxrynlxx]

“Scare it with a lighter and throw it on the plate” -my aunt

[nebi]

“Pull it out of the freezer, breath on it and put it on a plate”😂

[AndrewBeals]

"Walk the steer to the table, I'll cut off what I want, and ride the rest home."

[alexflosho]

i once confused "well done" and "rare"
i had a raw cheeseburger

[JeffsTrades]

My grandmother used to say "just walk it by the fire..." My grandfather would say, "knock its horns off, wipe its ass, put it on the plate..."

[llspragulus]

I always like the, "just scare it with the grill and it'll be done enough."