“My english is not so good”

[Hellothere-ggid]

Very accurate. A friend complained about the weather once and I recited the weather report to the letter.

[kaliah]

The key to getting Germans to speak English is to try talking to them in German.

[gamerinavangaming]

That's because Germans don't do small talk. We like to engage into deep conversations immediately. And if someone says "Are you alright?" we will tell you if we are or not.

[MaguireGOATEver]

Never do smalltalk in Germany if you don't want a stranger to hate you

[awetistic]

I thought I was autistic. Turns out I'm just extremely German.

[Elijah.vxp]

Every german always says they cant speak english so well and when you talk to them they can speak/read a whole novel fluently in English 😂

[zhouwu]

That classic German grumpiness is an absolute must.

[DoreenBellDotan]

It's HYSTERICAL!
My Husband's parents are from Berlin and Vienna. He doesn't understand why I find these so hysterical!

[ceciliak]

This reminded me of the time I was looking to buy some sweets and asked the salesperson if he could speak English. He shook his head. I began talking to my friend telling her I didn't want something too sweet and it took me a while to decide. Finally, I paid for the sweets and on my way out, in a spot on English accent he said: "Great choice, you will find that these don't taste too sweet. I am certain you are going to enjoy them. Have a pleasant day" Had the exact same expression on my face as Liam's.

[daydreamcaged]

Die Tagesschau Musik im Hintergrund gibt dem ganzen echt Charakter, liebs

[aguajulia]

"SmOll tOlk" I love how he pronounces those words 😂

[morsearts]

Oh man I literally had this 😂 I told my German colleague it's cold and he checked the temperature for the whole week and explained them to me

[haniku]

"So that you're not able to plan any activities or decide what outfit to wear"😂😂😂

[Luunei]

"It's not the yellow from the egg." Cracks me everytime. 🤣

[MorvaridAkhbari]

Look I am moving to Germany for life. Your clips are starting to scaring me 😂😂😂😂😂😂. But I love them ❤❤❤

[ArminiusVicious]

You don't generally make small talk in Germany. Asking "how are you doing today?" Means you want a full blown convo and if you are just saying hi to someone passing by they will tell you how they are busy or must run and it seems rude to non-Germans.

[ZenzeraBellaAnna]

This is the most German thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

[Pikelet]

I’m an English as a Foreign language teacher, and can confirm hahaha
They are so modest, but honestly they speak better than most native speakers of English.
By which I mean, very wide range of vocabulary, using a variety of grammar forms, playing with language in general, using idioms. It’s fantastic haha

[therealdachshunddjangosmom]

"the yellow from the egg" i love it!!!
Much ❤️ from Austria 🇦🇹

[rasmusthiilborg]

As a dane I can confirm 😂 Danes speak German but don't want to. German speak English but don't want to. We have some awkward moments 😂