The ULTIMATE GUIDE To 'Nah, I'd Win' In Slap Battles

0:00 Pre-Fight
3:29 Phase 1
13:23 Phase 2
18:42 Phase 3
23:50 Ending

[Mr.Pixelated]

Instructions unclear, guide followed me into the base game and won't leave me alone.

[xwgvtyu]

When i was watching you in the phase 3, i noticed something very interesting in the guide's behaviour. Most of the time, he just runs in a small circle, teleporting away or to you and starts running in a circle again. So there is a moment when in this circle he is closest to you. And these moments can be used and quickly slap him witg a alight flick for more hotbox area.

[RockyChubbs]

i love how guides hitboxes only work for youtubers instead of me

[retroclassicpablo]

The boss fight of guide kinda feels like every Item asylum boss combined

[SlapBattlesShowcases]

To see when the golems attacks while baiting him is to see the lights of your glove if it covers even a little part of the golen he will attack you.
Hope this helped 👋

[Autistically_intelligent]

if u dont know going left skips golem cus u go down a black pit like walk backwards then jump then walk forwards if ur on pc its ez to see

[andrzejwnuk]

very good video. i also just want to point out In phase 2 it's kind of rng based. Sometimes you'll get spared and no meteor or kraken hits you, but sometimes 4 krakens and like 4 meteors come to you and you can't do anything

[michaelcreates]

I got killed mid cutscene like 6 times. Thanks for the tips but imma wait until they fix that to try again

[Roberts_Stuff]

obtaining this badge is the most soul-crushing experience i’ve ever had the displeasure of partaking in. one stray hit by a track before you get to the final phase and the run is basically over since it’s basically impossible to dodge guide’s slaps, even with techniques and strategies.

it really sucks that the Slap Battles devs has to do stuff like this if they want to make a powerful glove, cause if they want to make an op glove, it’s a better idea to make it quite rare to see, and in order to do that they have to make the challenge to obtain it GROSSLY unfair and infuriating. i hate this game sometimes and it’s not even its fault. since the player count of this game is so high, they have to make the experience to get powerful gloves the most emotionally exhausting thing to do if they want to make it rare.

[Retro-kn]

its crazy to me how you have to slap the boss at the third stage 22 times even though most people are at 1 heart by the end of it (I'm still attempting this is actually horrible I've been trying to do it for at least 32 hours now)

[the_real_fake_gabrel_ultrakill]

I GOT THE BADGE 3 ATTEMPS AFTER WATCHING THIS VID BUT THE FIRST 2 WERE POTATO LORD FAILS I LOVE

[Ymikwastaken]

If you wanna practice I suggest doing it with extra heart with regen then once you beat it like 3 times go ahead and do only regen and you practice that enough then go ahead and do it with only extra and once you get an attempt with 2 hearts or more your ready for the badge(sorry for the long paragraph)

[Jack-rxuc]

Another tip is to only attack guide when he moves forward, as he can move forward to you while you're attacking him, causing damage.
Also, don't do what he did here. You should face him head on and slap him, lightly flicking, if you move to the side theres a higher chance he will hit you.
One thing you might notice is that guide has a slap cooldown for a second. Try to get the right timing to slap him right after his slap.

[TheMaxGuy]

0:22 theres a path to the left to entirely skip the golem obby, its less risky so i would recommend going there instead of right

[Judjement_bird]

My best attempt is getting into phase 3
Then he slaps me once, tp slaps me again and then comes in and kills me💀

[CarterMoyer]

another piece of advice is keep your graphics low. High graphics can cause worse lag & internet connection, resulting in your death (this also makes the meteor fog more transparent & arena brighter in my opinion)

[lucascasabona]

Tip: if u dont are very skilled practice solo with regen and extra life

[EpirekS]

Dude I wish golem glove was never a thing cuz if it wasn’t then it wouldn’t be in the boss and the boss would probably be 10x easier( pc notification ruined the cutscene LOL 24:13 )

[logachu]

I would say if you know the secret about the left path then take that route instead of right if you are trying to get nah I'd win so you can skip Golen and avoid the risk of losing health

[Sydiangaming]

phase 2, the pain (sometimes ruins my run too)