Portal 3: 10 Things We DON'T WANT

Portal 3's release announcement could just be around the corner. When Valve actually goes through with it, we at Gameranx have a few things we REALLY hope don't happen.

[StryderEpic]

Gaben walks to the mic at next E3
"3"
_Mic drop_
*Everyone goes nuts*

[Longshotsz]

valve be all like
"wait whats 3?"

[Terrifyger]

You know what I'd like a Portal game to be made of? Doug Rattmann's descent into madness. We got to see some of the stuff he went through in the Lab Rat comic, but playing a GAME that shows how he actually went all-the-way insane... THAT would be awesome.

[zibbitybibbitybop]

I don't want Portal 3. I want Portal 0, set in the early Aperture Science days when Cave Johnson was still alive and running the show. That shit would be hilarious, like the abandoned basement levels from Portal 2 but way bigger and crazier. I'd buy that in an instant.

[WhiteBlade]

"Good Morning! Portal 3. You have been in hypersleep for.... 999, 999, 999, 99..."

[spiderjerusalem]

I don't want timed tests either. Timed missions in ANY game are not fun.

[jackdoescoolstuff]

HA! HE THINKS PORTAL 3 IS EVER GONNA COME OUT!
THIS VID WAS MADE 3 YEARS AGO, AND WE STILL HAVEN'T GOT PORTAL 3!

**sobs**

[BleachKinQ]

Person: valve can you count?

Valve: 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Person:You skipped 3

Valve: what's three

[xJayhawkFANx]

Give me:

1) More lore
2) More puzzles
3) More awesome writing.
4) More GLaDOS.

Give me these, and I'll be happier than a dog with a biscuit.

[Wignut]

"It's time to start wondering about Portal 3"

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[theadhdunicyclist]

I don't want to spoil the ending to portal 2 or anything...


Shows clip at end of video explaining how how Wheatly is still on the moon.

-_-

[inky]

the closest thing to portal 3 we've got is LEGO Dimensions

[meh]

Am I the only one who would prefer a Portal 3 than Half Life 3?

[Skrenja]

I have a prediction Valve's next game will just be called "3."

[jasmineritchie]

DID NO ONE UNDERSTAND THE HINT AT THE END OF PORTAL 2, BASICALLY CONFIRMING THERE WILL BE NO PORTAL 3?
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At the end of portal 2, when Chell is in the elevator going to the surface, and the torrents start the opera, you see a rather large/round turrent which is clearly doing the melody and voice of the opera.
Ever heard the saying "it isnt over until the fat lady sings"?...

[toxiccookievr]

Haha, I remember when I thought portal 3 would come out until I found out Lord Gaben couldn't count to three... It's like finding out Santa and the tooth fairy aren't actually real or you know losing your innocence...

[TotallyToonsTV]

If Portal 3 were to happen I want to know more about Ratman. Perhaps easter eggs of him moving around in the background. What happened to the poor guy?

[HanZhang]

Don't worry, Valve won't give you anything.

[luxurious]

I just like how GlaDOS calls her a mute lunatic

[yoon]

I feel like the closest we will ever get to Portal 3 is that one lego dimensions game.