Trump's Revised Wall Plan

Now that Trump has admitted his promised wall won't stretch all the way across the U.S.-Mexico border, one has to wonder what other concessions he's willing to make.

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[Antifrost]

Honestly you put a bunch of clowns on a mountain and I sure as hell wouldn't risk it.

[NewMessage]

I think his base would settle for a shallow ditch at this point.

[KingOfMadCows]

In the end, the wall was in our hearts all along.

[Haru]

The comedic timing in this is perfect.

[benzaiten]

an imaginary wall for the emperor wearing imaginary clothes.

[TheCstar]

A wall of chocolate cake....I could get behind that idea

[EnricoFantini]

The Trump presidency is the greatest reality show the world has ever seen.

[dylaninpieces]

I want the new mountain as a wallpaper.

[baitclicker]

Mr President. Tear down this wall idea.

[Hirnlego]

I like the idea of the invisible wall. Because it's already there.

[mdudegamer]

He has the gall to say the plan never changed. Ha!

[Trapalt]

Oh yeah, show me that government shutdown baby

[FrankieJamesNews]

I guess he forgot that there are planes.

[kewldudexx]

Instead of using actual clowns they should have used a picture of Mitch and Ryan dressed as clowns.

[ashburrrito]

Excuse you, Stephen! That is a beautiful wall okay! It's called abstract art sweetie, look it up!

[sdgdhpmbp]

I support the crazy idea of a chocolate cake wall. Who wouldn't pay for that?

[benjaminvroman]

Let's just make the wall out of failed trump family members

[FlyingShotsOfJack]

Putting Eric at the border might actually be enough to scare folks away

[NoNo-frev]

Fake news he said "the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you've ever seen" that cake was a B-

[kathrynshaw]

For goodness sake, give the poor infant a rattle. Just use a Sharpie to name it "Wall" and he'll have what he wants. Just think: no more tantrums, no more keeping track of what he said and what time of day it was, no more trying to explain away his extremely odd behavior to the rest of the world. Perhaps the Secret Service can convince him that his life is in danger and confine him to one of the old cold war centers (without WiFi access please).