All of Barney's Rules - How I Met Your Mother

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[Alessandro]

“Never make plans with a girl further into the future than the amount of time you’ve been going out, ” is actually a good rule.

[lorenzovonmatterhorn]

"Whatever you do in this life is not legendary unless your friends are there to see it." Words to live by...

[thatnamelessmusician]

"YOU NEVER BREAK UP A GIRL FIGHT, NEVER" *Proceeds to punch the wall*

[Isaic]

2:19 The way Barney just accepts that the baby is giving a high-five and doesn't leave him hanging is wonderful!

[eneskaraytug]

Not gonna lie 83% of them is actually true and good advice.

[larasales]

IN THE BEGGINING OF THE VIDEO HE USES 75% INSTEAD OF 83% THERE'S A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX PEOPLE

[Ali_Massoud]

"Whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead"
Barney Stinson

[EverythingEcon]

Time will heal a broken heart, but not *that bitches window*

-Best yearbook quote

[spettmedia]

I refuse to believe there’s only 5 minutes of rules

[alyssoncp]

"Actually doing things, get you fired..." this is gold!!!! There is more truth than words in this rule....

[SailorYue]

I love that even though Barney is a womanizer he is still a gentleman. "You can't turn a no into a yes"

[zeeniesafiullah]

the one scene where barney is like "ted what is my one rule?" and he lists like 5 of them and barney keeps saying "my OTHER one rule" before he gets to "new is always better" should have been in here!

[edahnndlovu]

"You can't turn a 'no' to a 'yes'" aged pretty well.
"Newer is always better" is Apple's entire marketing strategy.
And that ending hit extra hard with social distancing and such. I miss having legendary moments with my friends

[paullindner]

4:29 that’s not Barney’s rule, it’s Christopher Brolumbus’

[cyntax]

"You don't train for a marathon. You just run it"

[helios]

"for every two 10 you bang throw a bone to a five", seriously who were the writers of this?😂

[leonardoribeiro]

“For every 3 10’s you bang throw a bone to a 5. They’re grateful and hardworking and let’s face it, sometimes you just wanna lay there.”
I had totally forgotten about this one... this is gold

[sineadraleigh]

Can we appreciate that this channel is just devoted to the best show of all time.

[CD-Freedom]

He’s actually right about some of these rules.

[JWIA]

You forgot "Don't get involved with someone you can't avoid"