Stellaris - When the Galactic Community Passes Tiyanki Pest Control

[cameronpearce]

The Tiyanki breeding grounds held off the Grey Tempest from my home system while I desperately built a corvette swarm. Those beautiful bastards devoured the whole damn fleet. Magnificent creatures saved the whole damn galaxy.

'Always expect Space Whales' - Grand Admiral Thrawn probably

[cogsworther]

You play as a Xenophile for mechanical benefits, I play as a Xenophile because I like space whales. We are not the same.

[Helman]

And my first decree as the Emperor of the Galactic Imperium is:

*U NO HURT SPESS WHAL*

[Leo-okuj]

There’s only two sacred things in Stellaris
Bubbles, and the Tiyanki

[KingDerpy]

Their Worlds: Ash.
Their Population: Devastated.
Their Fleets: Space Dust.
The Tiyankis: Safe.

[nickster]

In a recent safe file, all tiyanki were purged except a single group that ended up in my home system and has made their home over one of my two gas giants.
For 152 years I defended those noble specimens with the same ferocity I did my homeworld.

[donkeylover]

I may be a spiritualist at heart.
But I WILL crusade for my space whales!

[nine-tailedfox]

be me playing game for the first time
joins galactic community
sees the name "tiyanaki space whale"
must be protected at all costs

[fixedwithglue]

my heart when the great khan spawns next to the tiyanki breeding grounds and i can only watch the extinction unfold... too many games...

[crplsteve]

*GC passes law to kill Space wales* *In breach of galatic law*
"Shame" *Builds Colossus*

[ImperialHell]

The ironic part here is that I play as an Imperial, Xenophobic, Militaristic and Authoritarian human empire and yet I’m the one protecting the Tiyanki when this law gets passed.
I’d protect the amoeba as well for the sake of bubbles but they hate me

[OutcastsRedeemer]

Aliens: "Humans sure do love their pets." *Accidentally steps on a bug*

Human: "You just made an enemy for life!"

[gnomewarlord]

*When you roleplay as a synth master race descended from Humanity*
"We have seen first hand what it does to destroy even a sliver of life in the galaxy. We should work to PRESERVE life. Not DESTROY it!"
Proceed to rampage against all factions passing the law

[MontuPlays]

I think I've watched this 3 times now. It gets better each time!
Damn Xenophobes... amiright?!

[pierreproudhon]

We need unique cbs "revenge tiyanki"

[ГригорийГ-чн]

They are harmless anyway. Hunting tiyanki is illogical.

[MegaPlayerXxX]

Friendly aliens: Propose many beneficial treaties and help in conflicts.

Humans: We love our alien neighbours.

Friendly aliens: propose Tiyanki Pest Control and community passes it.

Humans: This Galaxy is filled with evil. We shall become their crisis.

[shadowatch]

Xenophile: "Aliens are generally good-"

*pest control passes*

Xenophile: *primes neutron sweeps* "With many notable exceptions..."

[leaitihr]

Tiyanki helped me hold the L cluster plague. Im in eternal debt to them

[FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod]

Tiyanki are completely harmless in the wild! You could swim with one of the beautiful bastards and it wouldnt even scratch your corvette!