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[itzamepinfinite]

Bro really pulled the ultimate dad joke for the situation

[italian_toast]

For those who don’t get it:

The face that’s on what looks like a wall is called a dam. The guy said "dam that’s sad" and he quite literally meant what the picture was, a dam that was sad

tell me in the replies if this helped or if I should re-word anything‼️‼️

Edit: can yall stop saying u hate me or whatever?? The amount of comments thanking me is *why* I made this comment. If you don’t like this comment bc I explained something then js keep scrolling

[NRHHH]

Reminds me of the hoover dam joke from Percy jackson, lol

[Your-Local-Cow]

Would you like to play a Minecraft adventure story game?

🟥 No. → (Quit to title screen.)
🟩 Yes! → (Scroll down and begin your story.)

Rules:
1️⃣ Never dig straight down.
2️⃣ Always bring extra food and tools.
3️⃣ If you see a pillager outpost, be prepared.
4️⃣ Trust your instincts—if something feels off, it probably is.

❤️: You died.
💛: You made a bad choice, but you survived.
💚: You’re safe… for now.

Context:
You’ve just spawned into a brand-new Minecraft world. The landscape around you is a mix of forests, rivers, and towering mountains. As you look around, you notice three interesting locations to explore nearby.

#1: Where do you go first?
🔹 a) A ruined Nether portal with some gold blocks.
🔹 b) A village in the distance—good for supplies.
🔹 c) A dark cave that might have diamonds.

a) ❤️: You grabbed the gold and lit the portal but you weren’t prepared for what was coming! A Piglin Brute came through the portal and killed you.
b) 💚: The villagers welcome you! You find food and a bed, giving you a safe start.
c) 💛: You found iron and coal, but a creeper nearly killed you! At least you got some loot.

#2: Night is falling, and you don’t have a base yet. What’s your plan?
🔹 a) Dig a hole and hide until morning.
🔹 b) Build a small dirt hut with a door and a torch.
🔹 c) Keep exploring, fighting off mobs as you go.

a) 💛: You survived but didn’t get much done. It was a long, boring night.
b) 💚: Smart choice! You stayed safe and could still craft and smelt ores inside.
c) ❤️: A horde of zombies overwhelmed you. You didn’t stand a chance.

#3: You hear a strange sound underground.
It’s not a normal cave sound—it’s deep, echoing laughter. A message appears in chat:

"You shouldn’t be here."

🔹 a) Investigate the source of the sound.
🔹 b) Leave immediately and never look back.
🔹 c) Try to communicate in chat.

a) ❤️: You found a warden… and it found you. Game over.
b) 💚: You left just in time! Something didn’t want you there.
c) 💛: The screen flickered, and the sound stopped. That was weird…

#4: You discover a mysterious structure in the distance.
It’s not a naturally generated structure. It looks player-made, but you’re in a single-player world. The entrance is open.

🔹 a) Go inside and explore.
🔹 b) Mark the location and return when you're better prepared.
🔹 c) Ignore it and continue your adventure.

a) ❤️: The door closed behind you. The floor collapsed. You fell into the void.
b) 💚: A wise decision. Whatever is in there, you’ll be ready next time.
c) 💛: Maybe it was nothing, but you’ll never know now.

#5: You find a Pillager Outpost nearby.
You see an Allay locked inside a cage. But the Pillagers are everywhere! What do you do?

🔹 a) Sneak in and free the Allay.
🔹 b) Attack head-on with your sword.
🔹 c) Avoid it. It’s too risky.

a) 💚: You freed the Allay without being caught! It follows you now.
b) ❤️: You fought bravely, but the Pillagers overwhelmed you.
c) 💛: You stayed safe but missed out on helping the Allay.

#6: You reach the Nether.
Your portal spawns on a fortress bridge. Blaze spawners are nearby. You need blaze rods, but danger lurks everywhere.

🔹 a) Fight the Blazes immediately.
🔹 b) Search for loot in the fortress first.
🔹 c) Mine quartz and level up before fighting.

a) 💛: You got some blaze rods, but you nearly died in the process.
b) 💚: You found armor and potions in chests, making the battle easier.
c) ❤️: A ghast knocked you off the bridge into lava. Game over.

#7: You finally find a Stronghold.
The End portal is almost complete—just missing three Eyes of Ender.

🔹 a) Search nearby caves for Endermen.
🔹 b) Go back to the Nether for more blaze powder.
🔹 c) Explore the Stronghold first for loot.

a) 💚: You found Endermen and got the pearls you needed!
b) 💛: You got blaze powder, but a Wither Skeleton nearly killed you.
c) ❤️: A Silverfish swarm overwhelmed you. You never stood a chance.

#8: You enter the End.
The Ender Dragon circles the sky, and the obsidian towers loom over you.

🔹 a) Shoot the End Crystals first.
🔹 b) Attack the Dragon head-on.
🔹 c) Hide and wait for an opportunity.

a) 💚: Smart move! The fight will be easier now.
b) ❤️: The Dragon’s attack knocked you into the void. Game over.
c) 💛: You survived, but wasted time while the Dragon regained health.

#9: The Ender Dragon is almost defeated!
But suddenly, your bow runs out of arrows. You need a new plan.

🔹 a) Use your sword and fight up close.
🔹 b) Craft more arrows with supplies you have.
🔹 c) Use a bucket of water to climb the towers and punch the Dragon.

a) 💛: Dangerous, but it worked! You took heavy damage, though.
b) 💚: You crafted arrows and finished the fight safely.
c) ❤️: The Dragon hit you mid-climb, and you fell to your death.

#10: Victory! You defeated the Ender Dragon.
The End Gateway opens. You can return home or continue exploring.

🔹 a) Jump into the portal and return to the Overworld.
🔹 b) Search for an End City and Elytra.
🔹 c) Build a base in the End.

a) 💚: You returned safely, ready for new adventures!
b) 💛: You found an Elytra, but almost fell into the void. Close call!
c) ❤️: The Endermen didn’t like you building there… you didn’t make it out.

Congratulations! 🎉 Did you survive, or did you meet an unfortunate fate? Play again and make different choices!

[RinaldoRoman]

Bro really turnes into ribs after his friend send that message and that photo

[OClinamikuclesOfficial]

bro's friend is probably percy jackson according to the "dam" joke

[Linas_on_youtube]

My replie:"so did our bond..."

[isaaccarranza]

This is funny but so messed up at the same time😂😂😂

[Mia-]

Help the dad jokee😭"Dad you arent funny"

[Jonathanth]

That's what friendship looks like in the 2024s. 😂

[BLUEMANIACZ]

Atleast he's trying to cheer him up

[deztheedits]

I thought the dam was crying, and a river was flowing, so I thought he meant cry me a river

[Finn-TheFishyLover]

HAHAHAAHA WHAT DID THE FISH SAY WHEN IT SWAM INTO A DAM? COD DAM!

[TiaTheTaco]

it's giving something percy jackson would do

[official.Soffa-gtag]

I thought they would say “cry me a river” lol

[BotBusterz]

Bro waited for that moment his whole life

[Gragonmaster]

It's funny but also really sweet true bro right there

[Thenumberhazbinfan]

I thought it was a Percy Jackson reference

[CarSpottersIL]

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[giovaniag]

Bro was waiting his entire life for that moment