Matteo Lane - Things In Nonna's House

Nonnas house. Why are they all the same?

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[purplecats]

“this is baby jesus but it looks like lady gaga” killed me 😭💀

[Mr_Chest]

“That living rooms not real it’s just for decoration”

[rambobrite]

My husband confirms with: “why is this guy in my Nonna’s house?”

[Black-xxft]

Bro just described 90% of mexican grandmas 💀

[Foodright]

“What beautifully flowers- oh *these are also fake!!”*

Can’t trust anything in that house can you

[gooeydemizemartinez]

"The next time this will be used is when Jesus comes back. " 🤣

[stay_on_crack_check]

The 'this is baby jesus but it looks like lady gaga' had me rolling on the floor

[Ihavepinkhairrn]

That is so accurate. One time when I was younger I tried to eat the glass candy and my grandma stopped me just in time. She didn’t say anything, she just gave me THAT face.

[missadventure]

I love how the white curtains with the red trim look like the Pope’s robes. You go, Nonna 😂

[violet]

Wait that first living room literally looks like it’s behind a glass pane for viewing lmfao wtf 😭😭😭

[landensamazinganimals]

“Baby Jesus but looks like lady Gaga” I’m wheezing over here 💀

[misakixxchan]

"when the celery's fake" 😂😭

[sourdrop]

"We only use the fancy china for special guests."

"Specifically Jesus H Christ."

[FlarkusChunswen]

"This is Baby Jesus, but looks like Lady Gaga."

You know, that makes a lot of sense. Pretty much any way you cut it up.

[oktopussy]

I think every successful grandma has at least one cupboards with dishes that never get used.

[noemiturchi]

As an Italian, I can confirm that:
1. I have legit all of this
2. We have a million jesus'

[SilentMeteorite]

"My whole life I had no idea there was a window behind this" NO BECAUSE THAT'S TOO REAL

[get_jinxed]

"Baby Jesus looks like lady gaga" Greatest line ever

[LMS]

Italians _gesturing profusely all the time_
also italians: LET'S HAVE GLASS EVERYWHERE _gestures of approval_ \o/ <o/

[michelelewis]

You forgot pictures and statues of Mother Mary, a bunch of rosaries, and a DIY laundry room in the basement.