When a pianist can't decide

[danielthrasher]

Rumor has it that my subscribers have the sharpest quarters.

[ly.]

"Yeah, just smoosh them together"

Brain: IT. AIN'T. FAMILIAH.

[darkheart]

And the worst is when they say: No one, do a third

[bonbon_]

When a pianist wants to show off *discretely*

[pdizzleparker]

I just noticed that the names of characters between sketches is consistent holy shit.

[kevinfrancis]

“I like to talk about doing those things and then not do them”

Daniel, you should be a politician😂

[adisturbedpistachio]

The first one sounds more like an intro piece whereas the second one sounds like it would fit best towards the mid/climax

[graceelizabeth]

“You sharpen your quarters?”

“....you don’t?”

[ihazshort]

The correct answer is the 1st one leading into the 2nd one.

[tashisyay]

I hate when I sharpen my quarters and they stab me... Such an inconvenience.

[Tystolfo]

That Quarter scene physically hurt my hand just looking at it.

[cypressback]

"Can I borrow your ears?"
"Sure." *proceeds to cut off ears with sharpened quarter and hands them to Daniel*

[TheQwertyisdead]

I love how the opposite of "dull" can be either "sharp" or "bright." So the implication is that he was taught to never hand out dull quarters, meaning he should polish them so they're clean and bright, but he misunderstood and sharpens them instead.

[matty]

“Should we take you to a hospital?”



*T O T A L L Y*

[spicygengart]

“You can’t just go around handing out dull quarters to people Daniel”

- Brian 2019

[energy]

“Shall we take you to a hospital?”

...

“totally.”

[Catticus]

If you look closely, you might notice that they look similar.

[davidzx]

The first one. Also, the second dude has a point, because the second one feels like a continuation of the first one

[justsumbread]

I feel like the second one should be played after the first one

[azabiphetamine]

Daniel: "Should we take you to a hospital?"
Brian: "*internally screaming in pain* _totally_ "