Best of house clinic hours pt1

[rick]

"I just don't like being told what to do"
House with the instant respect

[JazzyAlex]

“sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again” haha 😂😂

[phrophetsamgames]

He ended up accepting that pre-natal offer just so he could chill in the lounge area for delivery doctors. What a genius.

[xxlCortez]

Love how he shares his painkiller with everyone.

[ReneEstrada]

His face when she said " were not vaccinating " 🤣

DR HOUSE ! oohhh nooo 🤣🤣🤣

[notoriousblt]

“It’s an MP3 player”

House.EXE has stopped working

[assassintwinat]

that last bit always cracks me up
"how can i repay you?"
"by never seeing me again"
"ohhhkayyy :D"

[bugbugtheone]

"I'm obviously prepared to consider a settlement."
*"You have gonorrhea."*
That part made me laugh wayyy too hard.

[leopardeye]

The not to bright pregnant women really gets under House's skin, not because of her lack of birth control understanding or her lies. But because none of his insults or ironic comments do anything to worsen her mood. I kind of admire that, she's focused on what is actually important.

[jamesdettmann]

That's one of the best American accents I've heard. I can't imagine having to focus on every single word you say while acting

[rain_makes_videos]

Yo I'd love a doctor like him. Their job isn't really to be nice, but to help you live.

[marshmellowmoon]

The greatest part about him is that he will play along with your lies as long as you tell him the truth first.

[detectivesnickers]

"Arrange playdates with other parasites." lmao

[ammy]

The last one will forever be my favorite, it's hilarious and also oddly sweet how grateful she was.

[logiciansvlog]

"Pain will make you do stupid things."
**pops vicadin**

[augusthawks]

One of the coolest characters to ever hit television. I'd love to have him as my doctor but I don't think I could handle having him as my friend.

[dash-x]

I know he’s aggressive, but I love how much of an advocate he actually is with his child patients. He legit cares and gets soo frustrated especially when it’s something that’s basic knowledge or understanding .❤️ Wish we could actually speak to patients that way sometimes .

[lhaviland]

"Well then just have the kid, he'll never know"


LOOOOL

[phosphoros]

"I don't even feel sick or anything..."
"That's very often the first sign"

[jeffreyneville]

Love how House be passing out Vicodin to patients like a kid with a pack of gum at school