LGR 5th Anniversary 2014 - Test Drive 4 Unreleased Review

Lazy Game Reviews has been going for five years now, woo! Time to celebrate with an abandoned review from 2009, hehe.

● Here's the original script for the curious:

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[SteveBenway]

"It sucks because it blows".... best line of the day so far :D

[TheDaoOfLatino]

"So why does it suck? Because it blows." True poetry there Clint. 

Congrats on five years! Here's to five more!

[ChapmanFilms]

Happy 5 years but oddly enough I been watching you six years. I am writing this from the future. 

[toposebi]

You're easily my favourite reviewer here on Youtube. Calm voice, chill attitude, quirky comments, little to no curse words and responds to pretty much all fan messages. 

All i can say is, keep up the good work.

[Rizimar]

I remember playing Test Drive 5 at a friend's house when I was younger. We would put in the cheats for invulnerability and stopping opponents and making your car jump when you honked the horn. We'd laugh hysterically for minutes at being able to bounce around the map thanks to the ridiculous physics and the opponents couldn't do anything.
The soundtrack for that game kicked ass. And it was ridiculously easy to mod the vehicles because their models and stats were packed in individual zip files

[Ghost_Of_SAS]

The stripes on the Viper are not aligned! How did they fail to notice that! All they had to do was open the texture in frickin Paint and move the white stripes slightly to the side!

[nicks]

Always loved the cynical bitterness of your old writing style, such as your assumptions videos that bashed the sims, they're funny. But love the new style and feels more like an actual review. Here's to many more years.

[SklekEdge]

Only found you recently through your Thief 2014 review... went back and caught up on everything I could since. Keep up the good work man!

[q]

I can understand why you went for the 17 Worst Games video instead. Writing this script got you all riled up about bad games, and so you started looking up all the bad games you could find and made a list and this script just got pushed aside.

[SebbySenpai]

Damn it!

For your anniversary video, I was hoping for a 5 hour loop of *"Practice being said over and over.

Oh well, there's always next year.

[HaplessNerd]

It's funny how much it sounded like you were acting during this one whereas you generally sound a lot more natural during your reviews. Congrats on 5 years of amazing gaming content!

[GigaBoost]

I miss the soda can opening intro, that was the best

[LoooksMinecraft]

I stole this game from a friends house long time ago... Guess its what taught me that stealing is wrong.

[Steampunk]

I really miss your 4:3 aspect ratio videos, it really suits your style since you're reviewing some of the classic games. 

congrats on your 5th anniversary!

[MaxineAndrew]

I'm been following you for about a year and a half now, having originally come across this channel through a Sims game review. The way you look at games and various hardware is hilarious, unique and quite fair. From the moment I saw that one video, I started going through all your old videos and watched every single one. Not kidding.
 
This older script is a little on the angry side, and the insults are a little on the side of loose and fast. It didn't make it any less interesting though - the puns were aplenty and amusing. xP

[taranova]

Congrats on five years. Started following you about six months ago and I'm glad I did. 

[tinuthomas]

wow its june 29th, happy early 7th anniversary

[bartsimpson]

Oddly enough, when a game review is so hyperbolically negative like this one, it makes me want to check the game out for myself and it's almost never as bad as people say.

[TheExaminedLifeofGaming]

Happy 5th Anniversary Clint, I don't regret a single day of it!

[EANTYcrown]

I genuinely have no idea why youtube showed me this channel back in 2011 when i found it, but damm im glad it did, have been following it since then, and i am just grateful this exists, thanks for all the awsomeness clint, and be sure I am excitedly waiting  for what is to come